Thursday, December 11, 2008

Winter Meetings

There are rumors swirling about a possible Eric Byrnes/Julio Lugo trade. I don't know how to feel about this. First, a collision of my two favorite baseball teams is just weird. Second, do we want Mr. E6, himself? I have no problem getting rid of Eric Byrnes. The fanbase will miss him, but I wasn't watching the team when Byrnesie had his 'career year.' In my opinion, we're paying him $10 million a year to strike out/pop up to the infield. I also wonder how much of his season-ending injury was caused by him pushing himself too hard and refusing to admit there was a problem.

In the end, this will all probably boil down to rumor. Byrnes has a no-trade clause so they can't send him anywhere without his approval, though playing for a major-market team may be attractive (I wonder how long it will take them to start saying he's Byrnesie being Byrnesie and if NESN will give him a TV show?). Another snag: the Dbacks reportedly signed infielder Felipe Lopez to a one-year contract, clearly to fill the hole at second base. This leaves little room for Mr. E6 Lugo, since he's for damn sure not about to replace to Stephen Drew at short.

The only remaining possibility for a Red Sox trade is to throw a catcher into the mix. The Sox are in the market with one and now that we've got a spare now that we snatched up catcher James Skeleton off the rule 5 draft (I think I might start calling him Jolly Rodger - he's super thin, so Skeleton is appropriate and skeletons make me think of pirates). If a catcher does go, I'm hoping it'll be Miguel Montero (sorry Miggy). I love Chris Snyder with every fiber of my being, he's got a great bat and calls an excellent game. Personally, I think the Dbacks have a brighter future with Snyder behind the plate. Not only that but the guy will literally bust his balls for the team.

Oh, and people need to stop talking about Conor Jackson as trade bait right now. That shit ain't funny.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Chicks and Sticks love the Discovery Channel

I love the foul lines
I love the Cubbies
I love the outfield
I love Chase Utley
I love the playoffs
And all their mystery

Boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda


I love the Red Sox
I love World Series rings
I love Beckett's fastball
I love Pedroia's swings
I love October baseball
And its intensity

Boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda


I love the strikeout
I love the double play
I love the grand slam
I love the Devil Rays
I love the game we play
And all its majesty

Boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda


I love stolen bases
I love to watch C.C.
I love the long ball
I love to hate Manny
I love the playoff season
And all the fun it brings

Boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Things I wish would happen

You know what would be awesome? If the Rays played the Red Sox in the ALCS. Think about it. Baby Drew and Justin Upton could fly out for the game together and then, when someone asks them who will win, they get into a total slap fight.

"My brother's better than your brother!"
"Nah uh! My brother could totally kick your brother's ass!"

It would be epic.

Though it's only the fourth inning, the Rays/White Sox game has been spectacular. Someone finally told the city of Tampa Bay that they had a baseball team and the surprised spectators are in for what could be a really fun slugfest.

In yesterday's action, I know I usually have an irrational hate on for the Phillies but I think I might be pulling for them after watching Hamels utterly dominate the Brew Crew. Dude brought it.

Dodgers shocked the Cubs at Wrigley. I considered becoming selectively deaf to the words: Chicago, Los Angeles, Cubs, Dodgers, curse and Manny.

Red Sox showed the Angels why post-season is a brand new bag. Also, has anyone ever performed a genetic analysis on Jacoby Ellsbury? I'm not entirely sure he's human.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

There's only one Soxtober

Be prepared, y'all. It's October, the Red Sox are in the playoffs, and Char is a traitor. Things are gonna get ugly up in here. Char, I'm telling Jacoby Ellsbury on you.

She says I have to make my October predictions, so. Red Sox! No, I'm not predictable in the least. And to be quite honest with you, as much as I love my boys, I'm a little iffy about their chances in the postseason. Three of our October superstars aren't playing at 100%, and that's a huge deal. Beckett has a strained oblique and won't pitch until Game 3 of the ALDS. Drew and Lowell are both on the ALDS roster, but Drew has a back injury and Lowell a hip injury. Obviously they're both healthy enough to play, but are they firing on all cylinders? That's my concern. But we all know what kind of stuff the October Sox are made of. Dustin Pedroia played the entire postseason last year with a cracked hamate bone in his left hand, and who can forget Curt Shilling and the infamous bloody sock? Even JD "Made of Glass" Drew isn't letting his injury sideline him. Go Sox!

I think that the entire tone of the Sox postseason is going to depend on how Jon Lester does tonight. Lester seems to be a sink or swim kind of pitcher. Either he dominates or he tanks. Hopefully he's got his good stuff with him tonight.

Possibly significant stats:

Number of times the Sox have met the Angels in the postseason: 3
Number of times the Sox have knocked the Angels out of the postseason: 3
Sox postseason record against the Angels: 10-3

Not so significant stats!

Adam Kilgore of the Boston Globe writes:

"For what it’s worth, here were the Red Sox' records this season when …

Drew and Lowell both appeared:
45-42

Lowell appeared, Drew didn’t: 19-9

Drew appeared, Lowell didn’t: 13-7

Neither Drew nor Lowell appeared: 18-9

Absurd conclusion: Drew and Lowell shouldn’t play.

Actual conclusion: Stats make no sense. I give up."

I'll be watching the Rays/White Sox closely, too. I honestly can't decide which would be a worse matchup for the Sox. We're 4-3 this season against the White Sox and 8-10 against the Rays, but the White Sox are a pretty formidable opponent and we all know that October baseball is a whole new ball game.

My predictions:

ALDS:
Sox vs. Angels - Sox
Rays vs. White Sox - Hm. Probably the Rays

ALCS:
Sox vs. Rays - You know, as much as I'm inclined to say Sox, there really is a good chance that our October could end here. I still think that we could pull it off, though, assuming nobody goes down with an injury in the ALDS.

NLDS:
Dodgers vs. Cubs: I'm saying Dodgers just to make Char mad. ;) And they have Mr. October himself, Manny Ramirez.
Brewers vs. Phillies: Phillies

NLCS:
Dodgers vs. Phillies: This is a hard one, but I think I'm going to say Phillies.

World Series:
I have no freaking idea. All I really have to say is that I love that there's NO CHANCE the Yankees will be here this year. That's what I'm talking about!

My October's broken

Today is going to be so awesome. I'm on my weekend and I've got playoff baseball all day. It would be even better if the Diamondbacks were in it. I also have a bit of a moral dilemma: It's the Dodgers against the Cubs. Unfortunately, they can't eliminate each other, so who do I root for? I hate both teams. Might as well throw my support in behind the Cubs. They're going to knock out the Dodgers anyway. But I won't like doing it!

I don't see a repeat for the Red Sox this year. I have a very strong feeling that the Angels will knock out the Red Sox. The biggest question in my playoff prediction to me, is probably Angels vs Rays, if things go the way I think it will. That's going to be very interesting. If the Rays can beat the Angels, I think they win it all.

Trinity may disown me, but I have to say I'm rooting for the Rays all the way. Closest thing to having the Dbacks in it.

You know, I hate the Cubs and I want to see the Rays take the whole thing, but part of me almost wishes the Cubs would win it all so everyone will just shut up about the Cubs curse already.

Playoff predictions:

NLDS:

Dodgers vs Cubs: Cubs
Phillies vs Brewers: Phillies

ALDS:

Red Sox vs Angels: Angels
Rays vs White Sox: Rays

NLCS:

Cubs vs Phillies: Cubs

ALCS:

Rays vs Angels: Rays

World Series:

Rays vs Cubs: Rays

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

I just want everyone to know that if I develop ulcers or my hair falls out, the Diamondbacks are responsible.

They're currently two games back from the Dodgers with six left to play.

My hair? Falling out. This pennant race is killing me.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Miscellany

It's my favorite time of the year, y'all. That magic moment where baseball season and football season collide. Sundays are the best; I get baseball in the early afternoon and then football all night long! I've been watching the Sox push for the wild card spot and the Pats recreate "Friday Night Lights" for the second time this decade. Little Matt Saracen Cassel isn't too shabby so far. I have my doubts about my boys giving us another (almost) perfect season, but they're not suddenly going to be the 2007 Miami Dolphins, either. Go Pats! Whoo!

Things that have caught my attention lately...

--"Baseball Tonight" last night showing Josh Beckett at his ass-kicking best. Following a pretty spectacular DP, the camera zooms in on Boyfriend just in time to catch him screaming "Yeah, motherfucker!" at the top of his lungs (accompanied, of course, by the requisite fistpump). No sound, but there was no mistaking what was coming out of his mouth. And it's Josh Beckett, so would you really expect anything less?

--"Baseball Tonight" again, this time touting wee Dustin Pedroia as the frontrunner for both the AL MVP and a Gold Glove. Quite honestly, if he doesn't get at least one of those, I'll eat my computer. I mean, have you seen him lately? He's leading the league in batting average, among other things. He might be tiny, but he packs a fucking punch.

--Matt Cassel's start on Sunday against the Jets was his first start since high school. High school! Plus, the Boston Globe keeps using the word "quarterbacked," which is really annoying.

--Gratuitous Conor Jackson picture!

Did you know the team calls him 'Thunderbrows?" I'd believe it.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

A comparison

We've been light on the Red Sox coverage and in an effort to remedy the situation, we pose the following question:

= y/n?

Monday, September 15, 2008

What dreams are made of


I don't have any kind of baseball commentary to offer today because there are only so many variations of "Oh good god why? WTF bullpen! WTF offense! Please, somebody make the pain stop." So instead, a lighter note. I totally dreamt about Dan Haren last night.

I was living in the middle of nowhere, on a street with like, two other houses. A couple of kids ran away from the neighbor's house, and since our houses are sorrounded by desert and they had no place to go, we took them in.Then we went to a baseball game. At Yankee Stadium. Where Dan Haren plays as a left fielder when he's not pitching.

So my sisters and I are at Yankees Stadium and we decide we want to sneak into the clubhouse but wind up in this underground network of abandoned corridors, stepping over giant rolls of discarded carpet. Then who should come looking for us but Dan Haren. Dan Haren leads up out of the dusty catacombs of Yankee Stadium. This takes so long that by the time we're finally out, we've convinced Dan Haren to come to dinner at our house with us and the rugrats we've taken in.

And he does. But my sister Stephanie is putting some major moves on him and I was just like, "You need back up off Dan Haren. He's mine and you don't even like baseball." After that, Dan Haren got up from dinner to answer a phone call from Stephen Drew, at which point I woke up.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Poor Chris Snyder


Seriously, just what does the guy have to do to win a ball game? After a very uncharacteristic passed ball on strike three requires a fourth out in the inning, he makes up for it, coming back later in the game to smash a two-run homer that ties the game at 4-4. He roars into the dugout screaming, obviously pumped and desperate to inject a little fire into his team.

"Let's go!" he screams, tearing down the steps and into the arms of his waiting teammates. But the Diamondbacks fail to add on and in the bottom of the ninth with the score still tied, the go-ahead run crosses the plate when the throw from right field isn't quick enough to give Snyder enough time to make the catch and then twist his body, turning around in a desperate attempt to make the tag. Giants win.

Poor Chris Snyder.

And in the meantime, the Dodgers are getting tired of these of the motherfucking snakes on their motherfucking pennant race and move 2.5 games up.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Raise your hand if you need a drink


It's been a little quiet in these parts recently. I don't think Trinity has been able to get as many Red Sox games and as for me, I got so caught up in that whole Olympics thing, I haven't seen as much baseball.

But as for the games I have seen, well....

Let's just say that I want to throw myself on my sword to make the pain stop. You know, if I had a sword.

I expect the Diamondbacks feel the same way. They've been very messily swept by the Dodgers and are now a game and half back from first. Nothing has gone well for the Dbacks. It's been the usual suspects: fielding, hitting, relief pitching but where before starting pitching could be relied on to keep the team in it, that too has slowly collapsed (like a flan in a cupboard). Webb's had three awful starts in a row and I don't even know what's up with Haren. He's not happy though, you can tell. Watching him in the dugout the other night during his start against the Dodgers, I kept expecting smoke to come out of his ears.

The whole team's that way, playing frustrated and upset. Maybe this is a complete mental breakdown for the team. Wouldn't surprise me - the air has clearly gone out of the team. Tonight they face the Giants and Lincecum, the most emo boy to ever pitch in the majors. In a way, it's appropriate. Time to send someone else crying to the corner.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Welcome to Red Sox Nation

So. Not too long ago, Char and Trin went to this little (and we do mean little) place some of you might have heard of.

Trin: It was my first professional baseball game, which apparently was a Very Big Deal. In retrospect, it was pretty cool, for the most part. My track record for first professional sports games isn't all that great - for my first NFL game, I was dragged to Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte, NC on a freezing, rainy Sunday afternoon to watch the Panthers take on the Patriots in a game that was blacked out due to embarrassingly low attendance. I really think there were more Pats fans there than Panthers fans, the Panthers got their asses handed to them, and I was cold and wet and just generally miserable. I think, then, that it wasn't much of a big deal that my first professional baseball game experience was less than perfect.

You know, I think the first time at Fenway is pretty much the same for every serious Red Sox fan. Walking out of the tunnel and catching that first glimpse of the field makes you pause for a second to take it all in. You look at the Green Monster or the retired numbers or Pesky's Pole and you realize that you're sitting in the middle of baseball history. So many things have happened in that place; it's almost impossible to comprehend them all. Everyone around you is wearing player shirts and blue caps and it really is like crossing the border into a whole new country. Red Sox Nation. And I really did enjoy it, don't get me wrong. I ate a Fenway Frank and sang Sweet Caroline at the top of my lungs. I took a zillion pictures, determined to get shots of everyone who played that day. Wakefield was pitching! I got a Beckett shirt and changed into it right there in the middle of the street because no way was I going into Fenway wearing anything but my Baseball Boyfriend's numbers. It occured to me at one point that I'd traveled something like 600 miles to see the Sox play a team that plays four hours from my house. But, you know, it was the Sox, so that's okay. And they won, 12-1 over the Orioles. J.D. Drew and Manny Ramirez hit back-to-back homers and Kevin Youkilis hit his first career grand slam, and I was there.

It was really pretty cool to look out over the field and see all these players that until then were just people on a TV screen. Like being there made it all a little more real, in a way. And I won't ever forget that. Watching a baseball game live is so much different than watching one on TV. For the most part, I had no clue what pitches were being thrown or how many balls and strikes a batter had, but when you take all that away it seems like you can focus more on the action. The close plays seem closer and the great catches seem outstanding. You hold your breath as you watch the trajectory of a fly ball and cheer loudly for every out the pitcher records. You can feed off the energy of the crowd, and it's a pretty awesome experience. But there were some parts of the Fenway experience that I really was not prepared for, things that, honestly, soured my experience just a little bit.

The first was the crowd. I don't know that I've ever been some place with quite that many people in it; not somewhere that small, anyway. It seemed like it was literally wall-to-wall people. I mean, I knew it would be crowded. I've seen pictures of Yawkey Way on game day, but it doesn't seem all that bad until you're actually standing in the middle of it. And I'm short, so crowds and me don't get along well. It would have been nice to hang out for a little while and take in the pre-game atmosphere, but I have no idea what all that could have entailed, because all I could see was people. Maybe there were bars or souvenir stands or whatever, I don't know. Just people. So we just went in and found our seats. And oh my god, those seats. Char and I took a tour of Fenway a few days after the game and discovered that where we were - the infield grandstand on the third base side - were the oldest seats in baseball. History, awesome! Sixteen inches of space per person, not awesome! Especially since a portion of my sixteen inches was taken up by the person next to me, who was also kind of rude and not your typical "let's talk to the strangers next to us because we love the Red Sox and so do they" sort of Fenway-goer. That was disappointing. And again, I'd heard about how small Fenway was, but you don't really realize it until you get there. It was really fucking uncomfortable! Quite honestly, I spent a good third of the game absolutely miserable, because Fenway Park + fibromyalgia does not equal fun.

But around the 7th inning, the people next to me left and it was back to happy fun Fenway times! We moved over and found ourselves with plenty of room, and I was able to be my yelling, cheering, picture-taking Sox fan self. And despite the squished-ness and the rude dude next to me, I don't think I'd trade the experience for the world. I learned a couple things that day:
1. Pay the extra money for more comfortable seats next time!
2. As far as the view is concerned, there really isn't a bad seat in the park.
3. Mike Lowell has a really nice ass (yeah, I'm a girl. Deal.).
4. Knowing the box score is not necessarily a requirement for fun baseball viewing. Sometimes you just have to sit back and watch the boys play.

Will I go back to Fenway? Yeah, probably. I want to sit on the Monster!




My experience (Char's) was slightly different than Trin's. What struck me the most was how different going to Fenway was from all of my other (limited) baseball experience. It was pretty clear I wasn't in Kansas anymore. Or you know, Chase Field. Whatever. What surprised was the level of dedication the city of Boston has to that team. It is literally impossible to set foot out the door there and not see someone wearing hats or T-shirts. They were everywhere. Living in a mid-market like I do, it was a level of passion I had never experienced before.

As for Fenway, it was beautiful. There's something jaw-dropping about watching a baseball game as the sun sets behind the Boston skyline. It's a different experience, sitting in an outdoor park. Sure, Chase isn't exactly indoor (it's no dome, thank god) but even with the roof open, it's not the same. Chase Field envelops you, a technological marvel. Chase is Magic Mountain to Fenway's Coney Island. They have the same purpose but the experience is different.

I was a little excited to find out that we had been sitting in the oldest seats in baseball, what our tour guide described as the "ultimate Fenway experience." That's something. But the seats being small is no joke. I think I heard somewhere that the wave was invented in Fenway, and I believe it. You know how it probably started? Not as a means to distract the opposing pitcher but probably because some guy at the end of the row in the grandstand got up to get a beer, forcing his entire row to stand to let him pass.

A fan a couple sections over was determined to get a wave going. It never happened but the guy never gave up. And that's another difference. The fan interaction is so involved. In Arizona, people cheer when the scoreboard prompts them to; the chant might last a few rounds and then peter off. At Fenway, it's not unusual for spontaneous cheers to erupt from the stands. Also, the tone of the game is so different. Fans go nuts and there's no bullshit, no "in-game hosts" chattering at you between innings, no distractions because somebody decided people are too impatient to sit the five minutes between innings. It's just baseball, the same way they've been playing it there for decades. Trin: That's something I was surprised about, too, because ridiculous between-innings games are a staple of minor-league baseball. Probably to distract you from how badly your team is losing. Go Tides!

Oh, and singing "Sweet Caroline" is awesome.



The other fun part I had at Fenway? The Dbacks game had already finished but I didn't have time to check the score, so I looked at the scoreboard on the Monster. Seeing a zero and a four, I figured the Diamondbacks had been shut out again. Until a helpful girl sitting in front of us told me the Diamondbacks had won "ten to fawh." It did not suck.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

That sound you just heard was an ERA plummeting


I sense a great disturbance in the Force, as if a million voices cried in hope that the Diamondbacks had finally turned things around and then were suddenly silenced.

In what has been a theme in recent weeks, the Diamondbacks proved themseselves reliable at being completely inconsistent. The night after they became only the second team in history to record five or more runs in the ninth inning with no outs, the Dbacks were back to business as usual, getting no-hit through five innings by a guy with an ERA as big as my shoe size.

To make it worse, my family was at this game and my mom called me to point out just how much the Dbacks suck. "Yes," I sighed, lying in the dark because I had been trying to sleep, "I know." And to think I had been disappointed to have to miss the game and a chance to see my boyfriend in person (by the way, Danny, you're looking good since you shaved off the mountain-man beard, keep it up).

The team did provide a few fireworks of its own before the first pitch, reshuffling a few things now that Byrnes is on the DL for the forseeable future. Outfielder Jeff Salazar was designated for assignment (sorry Sally) and Emilio Bonifacio was called up from Triple-A. Not quite sure how things are going to shake out - Gravity in left with Chad Tracy/Bonifacio on first?

Also, since his name is Emilio and I can't be bothered to look up how to spell his name all the time, I'm just going to start calling Emilio Bonifacio 'Mighty Duck.' And it's appropriate since he might as well be a sitting duck at the moment. Anyways, Mighty Duck did reasonably well in his season debut, coming in as a pinch runner for Tracy and then swiping third base, something I haven't seen anyone on this team do since April.

Friday, July 4, 2008

The Comeback Kids



Yesterday, those damn Diamondbacks were being shut out for what felt like the millionth time this year. Bottom of the ninth, down 5-0, the end seemed a foregone conclusion.

What actually happened was the Dbacks won 6-5 after scoring six runs in the ninth before the Brewers' bullpen had managed to record a single out.

I'm still not entirely convinced I didn't make the whole thing up.

Hats off to the bottom-of-the-order bench players for getting on base. The Dbacks have been bit by the injury bug - Byrnes is out possibly for the season and poor poor Chris Snyder is recovering from his fractured testicle - so now's the time for these guys to step up. And they did when it counted.

Hammock singled (I always feel bad for him, caught a perfect game and now plays for Triple-A). Burke walked. Ojeda, the Littlest Ballplayer, singled. Bases loaded, nobody out and in comes Chad Tracy to pinch hit against LHP when everybody knows he can't hit lefties for shit. He tells everybody to shove it, and clears the bases with a double.

Score now 5-3, nobody out. Upton singles. Hudson doubles. Score now 5-4, runners on second and third and I'm about to have a heartache. I think I may have stopped breathing at some point.

Gravity's at the plate and I'm expecting Melvin to do something stupid like a squeeze play, because well, he's Melvin. I'm trying to watch the game with my hands over my mouth and IM Trinity at the same time and then Gravity loops a single over the drawn-in infield. Dbacks win, 5-6.

This game is being compared to the Comeback to End All Comebacks, Game Seven of the 2001 World Series. It might not have had as big an impact, but let me say it was most definitely awesome.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Dear Red Sox bullpen,

I just want you to know I'm taking back every nice thing I've ever said about you. All of it. Because seriously, guys, giving up six runs in the 7th inning? Do you really think I'm going to let you get away with that?

Manny Delcarmen, I'm looking at you. You started it. I leave the room for two seconds and you give up two runs? What makes you think that's okay? It's not! You can't do that, not when we have the lead and we're 2.5 games behind already! No, it does not matter that we're still doing better than the Yankees. We won't be if you keep up these shenanigans.

Now you march right on over there to Dice-K and apologize for blowing that lead that he worked so hard for, all of you. And then you can just go sit your butts down in the dugout and think about what you've done. No, I'm not going to stop Beckett from chasing you around the clubhouse with those ridiculous brooms the Rays are waving. You made your bed, now you've got to lay in it. Maybe you'll remember this next time you want to have a complete meltdown.

No love,
Trin

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Gone Fishin'

Well, that was much better. A night after Melvin apparently let the boys have it - which surprises me, because Melvin always has such sad eyes, the guy constantly looks like he's just recieved word about someone drowing a sack of kittens - the Dbacks had a sixth inning rally to beat the Marlins.

There have been a lot of 'turning points' so far this year: blowing out Atlanta, the series against the Mets and possibly another one I'm forgetting. I've embraced them all because at the end of the day, this is my team and I want to see them win. I enjoy seeing them win. I'll hold back today though, because it'll take more than a scolding from the manager and one good game to see if maybe something's changed.

Speaking of things that need to change, Melvin, now that you've put your proverbial foot down, would you mind dropping Byrnes from leadoff? Thanks.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

I'm not angry, I'm disappointed

How bad are things for the Diamondbacks right now? Let's just say I totally forgot they were playing yesterday and I wasn't even sad when I realized my mistake. Don't get me wrong, I love this team and I'm sad I have to work Fourth of July and must give up a chance for my fourth trip to Chase this season, but the fact of the matter is, the Diamondbacks just aren't very good at the moment.

I don't know what's wrong with the offense, if it's mental or poor coaching or what. But something needs to be done about it. The All-Star break is coming, and let's hope the boys use the time off to get their heads back in this.

Go Dbacks.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Cashing in

So...um...Kevin Cash is a stud who hits bombs. Yeah, you heard that right. Kevin Cash. Hit a homer. Over the Monster. Raise your hand if you saw that one coming.

Yeah, me neither. And that was after he caught a jewel of a game by Wakefield, with only one passed ball - no small feat for a knuckleball catcher. And after drawing the first intentional walk of his career. And after throwing a runner out trying to steal. All of that and I was already thinking that Cash was having himself quite a night, and then he absolutely crushed that 2-2 slider from Juan Cruz and I was done. Give that boy a ticket on the hot tamale train!

Other things I never knew the Sox could do:

1. How about Brandon Moss and those two RBIs, hm? As far as I'm concerned, that makes up for his bobble in game one.

2. Flame-throwing Manny Delcarmen! He's really shown some improvement this year; I don't cringe and pull my ballcap over my eyes whenever he takes the mound anymore. Last night, he hit 99 mph on the radar gun at least once and pitched a perfect 8th inning (I love the 8th inning!), helping preserve the shutout.

3. Tim Wakefield pitching like a rock star. Or, in his case, a country music star. He allowed only two hits over seven innings, gave up no runs, struck out six and walked just one. That's a pretty badass knuckleball.

Also, it's good to know that unlike previously thought, I am not, in fact, Papelbon kryptonite. Don't think I wasn't watching that last out through my fingers, though.

Anyone else think that poor Dougie was sitting alone at home watching the game, stuffing his face with chicken parm and weeping over how much he misses his beloved Timmy? "Who does that Kevin Cash think he is!" he sniffles. "That should have been me going deep, damn it! That should have been me!"

Sorry, Doug. Seems you've been replaced.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Sox fans love the 8th inning


I said the other night that no matter what else happened in this series, I would be glad to have my moment: a victory over the Red Sox.

I lied. I wanted a series win and last night, it looked like we had. Davis had pitched well, hitting his spots with his curve and his blistering 85 mph fastball. I thought he would finally get the win. And then Chad Qualls happened.

If you happened to be on the West coast at about the time Qualls took the mound, the crashing sound you heard was Diamondbacks' fans' hearts plummenting into their stomachs at the same time.

"Oh no," I moaned (if by moaning you mean IMing Trinity). "Not Qualls."

Qualls is a good reliever - as long as nobody's on base. Put him out there with runners in scoring position and he tanks. And tank he did. By the time Melvin yanked him, the Dbacks' 4-1 lead was a 4-5 deficit, one they would never recover with only an inning to work (not the Dbacks could have with extra time; our offense is still iffy, the team failed capitalize on several chances from Masterson and didn't add on any insurance runs).

Bob Melvin, you can add Qualls to the list of things we need to talk about. Right after we finish discussing Byrnes as a leadoff man.

Oh and a fun fact: The Brothers Drew are a combined 0-16. First one to get a hit buys the other a drink.

It's going to be J.D all the way, says Trin (because of course I have to put my two cents in). Surprisingly enough, I don't have a lot to say about last night's game besides GO RED SOX! Mostly because unlike my West Coast counterpart, I was relegated to tracking the game on ESPN's Gamecast, which just isn't the same. Reading about Pee Wee Pedroia belting one over the Monster doesn't even compare to seeing it. I mean, he's five-foot-nothing and weighs two pounds soaking wet, and when the announcers aren't talking about how defensively he's the second coming, they're talking about his short swing and his short stride and you start thinking, "Well damn, how come he's not still hitting off a tee?" And then you see him hit the long ball over that 37-foot wall and you're an instant convert to the Church of Pedroia.

Or maybe that's just me.

But at any rate, I didn't get to see it because ESPN did not get my telepathic request to broadcast the game last night, so I got to sit in front of my computer and read about it instead. So when the Sox rallied in the 8th, I watched the little dots on my screen move all around and watched our score go up and I was excited, but it's hard to muster up enthusiasm when all you have is names and numbers, even if your team is winning.

I also think that perhaps I am some sort of bad luck charm for Jonathan Papelbon, because the last two times I've actually been able to watch games where he's gone in for the save, he's completely blown it. Last night I couldn't watch, and he went for the save and totally got it. Don't ask me how that works, but that's the mind of a Red Sox fan.

Tonight's the rubber game of the series, which pits grizzled veterans Tim Wakefield and Randy Johnson against each other in the oldest pitching matchup in a Red Sox game since 1965. Combined, the two are 86 years and 252 days old. I get to watch this one, which is exciting because a knuckleball is always a fun time. Guys either get whiffed or get homers, and poor Kevin Cash scrabbles around the backstop trying to catch the thing like kids after the candy from a pinata. Games with a knuckler on the mound are as unpredictable as the pitch itself, and I kinda think the Sox have the advantage here, because they don't have to hit it. And I don't mind that one bit.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Duel in the Diamond



So, I'm trying to think of a way to describe last night's game and can't. I went into the game with nothing but pessimism. When friends asked if I thought the Diamondbacks had a chance against the Red Sox, I laughed derisively in response. I mean, they're the Diamondbacks. They tanked, going from the best record in baseball to sitting atop the worst division in the league, in large part because the Dodgers have a habit of losing whenever the Dbacks do. The Diamondbacks can't hit, can't field, and their starting pitching has struggled. Clearly, we were going to get trounced.

But Dan Haren pitched like a rockstar. In what may have been the best pitcher's duel of the season, Beckett blinked first, giving up two runs while Haren threw seven innings of shutout ball. It was a thing of beauty. After Haren made a diving stop on a line drive it was clear that Haren was in it to win it.

Not that the Dbacks didn't get a few lucky breaks. No one told Kevin Youkillis that you're not supposed to catch baseball with your face and was pulled in the fifth with a hell of shiner. Since Sean Casey was sitting in timeout, the Sox had to send in Someguy Moss, whose timely bobble allowed the Dbacks second run to score. And we needed that run, as reliever Jose Pena loaded the bases in the eigth and a sac fly by Elder Drew brought the Sox within one run. Runners at second and third, two outs and Manny at the plate. I was nearly sick. Manny's plate appearance never ended. But then Mark Reynolds made the play of the night, somehow managing to get his glove on a bullet on a line drive. I'm pretty sure I saw Reynolds checking to make sure he still had all his teeth when he got back to the dugout.

What a game. It was amazing.

Oh, that goes for everyone but you, Eric Byrnes who came back from the DL and promptly picked up a gold sombrero, going 0-5. If Melvin puts you in the leadoff spot again tonight, he and I are going to have words.

I don't know what's going to happen in the game tonight. The Sox may come out and score a hundred runs off finesse pitcher Doug Davis (how dissappointed am I that it's not Davis and Lester in Battle: Cancer?) though Davis has been stellar in his last two starts, giving up one run in thirteen innings. Maybe he's due, I don't know. I do know the Sox are probably looking for some payback because they just lost to the Diamondbacks. I do know that Haren and Beckett probably went out and got drunk after all was said and done (they probably had a fierce competion of darts and tiddlywinks and checkers and who knows what else until Beckett won something). I do know that Baby Drew, who is probably crashing with his brother was probably made to sleep in the bathtub and when he protested J.D. told him that he was older, had more homeruns and more RBI and when Stephen was the best player in the league for a month, he could sleep in a big boy bed.

Trin: It's not often that Char's the wordy one and I'm sitting here with nothing much to say, but here I am. For completely different reasons, I really can't think of a way to describe last night's game either. Well, except for this:

I blame Julio Lugo.

Why? Because I can, I guess. I mean, losses like this are usually his fault anyway, he of the 16 errors so far this season. Amazingly enough, he managed not to rack up another couple last night, but I still blame him. He's a good scapegoat. And I can't blame Brandon Moss, I just can't. At the major league level, he's an outfielder. Yeah, he's been playing first for triple-A Pawtucket but it's a whole different level of play in the big club and coming in to make your major league debut at first base the middle of a game like that had to be a little nervewracking. I suppose I could blame Sean Casey for dropping his appeal or for getting in that brawl in the first place, or Mike Lowell for clobbering Youk during that warm up; I mean, there's a lot of blame to be had.

But mostly, I think that offensively it just wasn't our night. Pedroia struck out for the first time in 72 at-bats, reassuring me that no, he's not actually the unknown fifth Cylon. Manny gave us a couple of heart attacks, but nothing of substance. Even red-hot J.D. Drew couldn't produce (but he could catch his brother's fly ball!). I was a little surprised, because generally our guys give Beckett some pretty good run support - probably because they're afraid he'll skin them alive if they don't - but generally our guys aren't facing a pitcher whose only difference from Beckett is more facial hair and fewer hemp necklaces. When Beckett picks up the L, it's because the offense failed to back him up, not for any lack of badassery on his part. Yeah, Dan Haren pitched like a rock star, but Beckett was pretty studly himself. Too bad the rest of the team couldn't back him up.

Tonight, the Sox will put baby phenom Justin Masterson on the mound (4-1, 3.00 ERA). No word on whether Youk will be playing tonight; his CT scan was negative but he had one hell of a shiner last night, so who knows. Maybe we'll actually be able to score some runs without Beckett's evil twin in front of us. We could use a win at home. Hopefully we'll get it tonight, but until then, I'll console myself with this:

My boyfriend struck out more guys than Char's.

Small potatoes, I know. But after last night, I'll take what I can get.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Here's tonight's lineup courtesy of Boston.com's Extra Bases blog (with a little extra by Trin and Char):

For the Red Sox:
1. CF Jacoby "Puppies and Sunshine" Ellsbury
2. 2B Dustin "Pee Wee" Pedroia
3. RF J.D. "Made of Glass" Drew
4. DH Manny "Loco" Ramirez
5. 3B Mike "The Man" Lowell
6. 1B Kevin "Greek God" Youkilis
7. C Jason "Oh Captain My Captain" Varitek
8. LF Coco "Can't Field for Shit" Crisp (yeah, Trin's not bitter about that botched catch in the 9th last night)
9. SS Julio "E6" Lugo (or is that E6E6E6E6E6E6E6E6E6E6E6? What's he up to now, 16?)
Starting pitcher: Joshua fucking Beckett

For the Diamondbacks:
1. LF Eric "Oh My God, The Mustache" Byrnes (Hey, even I'm excited about that, says Trin)
2. SS Stephen "Baby Drew" Drew
3. 2B Orlando "And Let Me Tell You Another Thing" Hudson
4. 1B Conor "Gravity" Jackson
5. DH Chad "Redhead" Tracy
6. 3B Mark "What Are You Doing?" Reynolds
7. CF Chris "CY" Young
8. C Chris "Stop Taking Away My Homeruns" Snyder
9. RF Justin "Just Because I Made an Error Doesn't Mean I Can't Throw You Out at the Plate" Upton
Starting pitcher: Dan "Pirate Hair" Haren

A House Divided: Battle of the Boyfriends


Josh "Commander Kickass" Beckett vs Dan "The Pirate" Haren
7-4, 3.87 ERA 7-4, 3.26 ERA

It's the battle of the Baseball Boyfriends at Fenway Park tonight as the Josh Beckett and the Red Sox take on Dan Haren and the Diamondbacks. The Red Sox are coming off a 5-3, 13 inning win over St. Louis yesterday, in which both teams decimated their bullpen (seriously, I think David Aardsma was the only relief pitcher who didn't play yesterday) after Jonathan Papelbon gave us his best Eric Gagne impression, blowing a one-run lead that we'd worked our asses off to get. Do not want, Paps. Do. Not. Want. Beckett's pitching on seven day's rest, though, so expect to see him locked in, executing pitches, throwing fucking strikes, and whatever other curse words he usually drops at press conferences. As for Haren, he looked good in his last start againt the As, throwing a cutter fastball he kept in his back pocket all year. But it's the split-finger he dominates with, so we'll have to see if he can smoke it by the Sox.

The Diamondbacks just got swept in three games by the Twins. The Dbacks outscored the Twins in the Metrodome (which is so ugly, it looks like they're playing baseball in somebody's rec room) for 24 innings but were never able to pull out a win. The Twins picked an inning a game to throw up a crooked number and the Dbacks could never recover. It's good to have our number-two ace on the mound as the pitching has been especially rough recently. Even Brandon Webb has struggled; after earning the nickname 'The Tourniquet' for his ability to snap a losing streak, his pitching the past few starts has had more holes than a cheese grater. Tonight also sees the return of Eric 'Star of The Eric Byrnes Show' Byrnes after spending three weeks on the 15-day DL with bad hammies. Hopefully, we'll see the return of the good Byrnes, the ten million dollar man (he's the highest paid person on the team who's initials aren't RJ). The Dbacks need a spark, need him to do all the things you can't see in a box score that we pay him so well for (Trin: You mean like flailing around in the batter's box and grounding into double plays? Yeah, I'd like to see that Byrnes, too!).

Both teams are at the top of their respective leagues, Boston leading the AL East at 47-31 and the Dbacks heading the NL West at 39-37. The last time Arizona faced Boston at Fenway was in June of 02, with all three games of the series going to the Dbacks. Can they repeat that? Trin says it's highly unlikely, but she's a Red Sox fan, so she has to say that. She admits, however begrudgingly, that Dan Haren might be the NL's answer to Josh Beckett. Both right-handers are 1-3 in five outings against their respective opponents, with Haren posting a 3.26 ERA against the Sox and Beckett with a 5.65 ERA against the Diamondbacks. Still no word on the rest of tonight's lineups, but we'd be surprised if it didn't include the Drew brothers, Nancy...I mean, J.D. (I can't help it!) and Stephen, aka Baby Drew. Everybody knows that J.D. has been smokin' hot this month; it's like after ten years in the major leagues, he finally decided to actually play. I mean, he's leading the league in home runs for the month of June! And it's been beautiful to watch. Also expected in the Sox lineup is the second coming himself, Dustin Pedroia. Know anyone else who's gone for 69 consecutive at-bats without striking out? We don't (certainly not anyone wearing a Sedona Red uniform). Missing from the lineup will be occasional first baseman Sean "The Mayor" Casey, who begins serving his three-game suspension tonight for his role in the June 5 bench-clearer against the Rays.

The Diamondbacks again find themselves in a position to have a designated hitter (if anyone so much as thinks the name Micah Owings, I will kill you) (Trin: *thinks* Micah Owings!). My guess before the lineup comes out? Chad Tracy. He played the DH in Minnesota and it will be good to get his left-handed bat in there while still allowing Gravity to play first - now that Byrnes is back, no more starts in left field for everyone's favorite gravitational pull.

So in conclusion, it's the Sox vs the Dbacks, and it's totally on.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

One, two, three: not it

You know, I questioned the wisdom of wearing a Dan Haren T-shirt to a Randy Johnson start, afraid that it would bring the Big Unit bad luck. I was right. Johnson gave up eight runs and was pulled in the fifth. What followed was the most furious game of paper, rock, scissors ever witnessed as an exhausted bullpen tried desperately to avoid being sent out, lest their arms fall off.

We lost 12-3. My record at Chase Field now stands at 1-2, with both losses being blowouts. An interesting statistic, to be sure.

Less than a month and we'll both be at Fenway. Let's see if my luck is bi-costal.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Back to back homers by Youk and Crisp with one out in the top of the 10th? I'll take it. I mean, it would have been better if Papelbon hadn't blown the save, but at least we have the lead again. And extra innings means more Red Sox baseball for me to watch. There's been a serious lack of Sox on my TV lately. Reading about them is great, but not nearly as much fun as watching.

In less than a month, I'll be at Fenway!

Wow. Craig Hansen got a haircut and some facial hair and has kind of turned into a hottie. Not a big fan of the whole giving up a base hit with two outs in the tenth inning thing, though. Hotness doesn't win ballgames, Craig. And you just lost hotness points for walking that batter. Seriously, man. Do you want to win this thing or not?

Fly out, game over, thank god.

Game day

Another day, another Dbacks game, one that I will be attending.

Randy Johnson takes the mound today against the Royals, and let's hope it's a nice long outing because after three straight days of extra innings, the bullpen is pretty much spent. If that game last night had gone on past ten, they would have needed to take volunteers from the crowd to pitch.

Also, I'd like to see a win, since the last time I was at Chase Field was that awful game against the Phillies.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Turn the beat around

For the first five innings, it was business as usual for the Diamondbacks. Or at least the Diamondbacks as they have been recently: lacking a drive to win, lacking an offense and lacking confidence on defense. Then something changed. Maybe whatever it was was brought in with the winds that swept through Shea Stadium. Whatever it was, the Diamondbacks did something they haven't done in a long time.

They rallied.

Down 5-1 in the fifth, Orlando Hudson slapped a two-run homer. In the sixth, the littlest ballplayer, Augie Ojeda had a crucial two-run RBI to tie the score. A 61 minute rain delay didn't slow the Dbacks' charge. I don't know what was said inside the clubhouse last night, but the Diamondbacks were determined to win.

Chris Snyder hit the go-ahead run in the eighth. Not wanting to be left out of the fun, Baby Drew had a two-run homer in the ninth and Gravity had a solo shot of his own.

Down by four runs on the road, the Diamondbacks played like a team leading its division. And man, was that fun to watch.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Victory

Perhaps the single greatest sentence ever written about the Diamonbacks:

Mark Reynolds beat Dan Haren in a spirited, dramatic game of Jenga in the clubhouse this afternoon.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Re: the Brewers

The Dbacks just don't know how to treat a girl. I came home sick from work, which means I was watching this whole debacle.

You know what? I don't think I want to talk about it.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

He's number two

In the midst of the Dbacks slump (which I'm not going to talk about right now because first, I don't want to think about getting swept by the Giants and losing last night to the Nationals and second, I want them all to go into their clubhouse and think about what they've done) their was one bright shining moment. One thing that left me excited and smiling:

Randy Johnson tied Roger Clemens for number two on the all-time strikeout list. He now has 4,672, good enough to share the second spot - for now. Barring any freak occurances, Johnson should surpass Clemens for second to Nolan Ryan on his next start.

Johnson came close to strikeout number 4,673 more than once, getting to strike two on three batters while the small crowd got to its feet and roared. He was able to get the outs but not the strikes. No matter. That will come in a few days.

I really enjoyed watching him go for the record. I've always counted myself that in a time where I didn't follow baseball regularly, I just happened to be watching the night Johnson threw his perfect game.

It's been an honor watching him make history.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

A bit of tomfoolery

I came across this today and thought it was worth linking to. Just a bit of lightheartedness, and we need a bit of that around here since the Dbacks lost 6-3 to the Giants and the Sox lost to the Mariners. The other thing the Sox lost was Dice-K to shoulder fatigue.

Anyway, we could use a laugh.

How Me Breaking Up With You Is Like Jon Lester Pitching A No-Hitter Against the Royals.

Monday, May 26, 2008

He Who Must Not Be Named

Trinity: Ha, A-Rod's getting booed.
Char: See, everybody hates A-Rod.
Char: We should have a nickname for him, the kind of name that makes a person sound like a dick.
Char: Like Clancy.
Trinity: Or Voldemort, because he's evil.
Trinity: Volde-Rod.
Char: Perfect!

It's a mad world

Eric Byrnes has hit a grand slam.

In this crazy new world in which we find ourselves, anything is possible. Down is up, left is right and I fully expect it to begin raining chocolate pudding at any moment.

Before yesterday afternoon, the only thing Byrnes knew about a grand slam was what they serve at Denny's. Now he knows how a major league baseball grand slam feels: less bacon, more glory.

If anyone needed it, it was Byrnes. His batting average for the season was down to .217 and his average for the month of May was so low, I'm embarassed to even type it. It was roughly the equivalent of his annual salary, give or take a few decimal places.

Congratulations, Byrnesie. This is what people expect from you, why you're the face of the franchise. You've earned yourself a couple days of goodwill from me and hopefully this is sign of you turning that slump around for good.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

A message from Baby Drew

Baby Drew is tired, y'all. Every night he goes to work, makes the plays at short and then well, he literally steps up to the plate. That's why he's so tired. Baby Drew is carrying this team on his back right now. Three of the Diamondbacks' four hits against the Marlins were Baby Drew's and their only run came off a Baby Drew homer. Baby Drew remembers when Conor Jackson was getting hits all the time, when Mark Reynold's was hitting homers. Hell, Baby Drew even remembers when Eric Byrnes was hitting and it's been a long time since that's happened with any kind of regularity.

Baby Drew is generous, he wants the other guys to get hits too. Baby Drew doesn't want to have to do the work alone, but while the rest of the team tries to remember just what they're supposed to do with those bits of wood, Baby Drew will be in your ballparks, hitting all your runs.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

You want me to wear what?

You know what I hate about being a baseball chick? The clothes. I've got plans to make the trek up to Chase Field next month and was eagerly anticipating a trip to the team shop. Sure, I've only been doing this baseball fan thing with any regularity for the past couple months, but I'm starting to accumulate a variety of merchandise. I have my Dbacks cap, my tenth anniversary T-shirt (free giveaway night, woohoo!) and my #15 Dan Haren shirt (I love you!). But what about my next trip? Should I splurge on a jersey? Or get another player shirt - appropriately, like his nickname, Conor Jackson calls to me and I'd love to wear his shirt. Debating, I went online to investigate options.

I wanted a Gravity T-shirt but since my Haren shirt is men's I navigated to the women's section online to look for player shirts. And I looked. And looked. And looked. Where were they? I clicked around in other sections, trying to find the shirt I wanted. It doesn't exist. There are no player shirts in women's cuts.

Why the hell not?

The women's clothing section of the Dbacks shop leaves a lot to be desired. First out of of two pages of results for T-shirts only one is in the Diamondbacks signature color, Sedona red. Everything else is black (which ok, is a team color but not as good as red), white or worse, pink.

Why would I want to wear this? It's ugly, barely affiliated with the team and if you're going to a game, why wear pink? A player on the field doesn't know that some random pink shirt is for him.

Is it supposed to be ironic? Is it an ironic T-shirt because omg, girls totally like baseball too, isn't that like, so funny?

No. It's not. I don't have to prove I'm a girl by wearing pink because clearly, there's something off about girls like sports. I don't have to reconcile my feminine side with sports. I can be a perfectly normal girl who enjoys baseball and that means I want to wear my team colors in shirts that are designed to fit me correctly.

I'll still pick up Gravity's shirt and like my other Dbacks gear, resign myself to the fact that I have to purchase it in a men's cut (the website describes it as an "authentic chest cut" but I don't know who's chest it authentically fits, cause it ain't mine), making it small in the chest and baggy in the shoulder and waist. It won't fit right but what choice do I have? I've got money to spend and I want to support my team and my favorite players. Just don't expect me to wear pink.

Monday, May 19, 2008

We don't need no stinkin' base hits

Photo courtesy of the Boston Globe

FOX's Jeanie Zelasko has been looking for it all season and now we've got one - Jon Lester picked up the first no-hitter of the season and of his career tonight as the Sox took down the Royals 7-0. Looks like I've underestimated you, Jon. Nice job.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Miscellany

I feel like a bullet point list tonight.

  • Red Sox are up 3-1 at the top of the third. All three of those runs were scored in the first inning. Beckett's pitching. I love when the Sox play the Orioles, because I live in Orioles territory and get to see the entire series. Don't think I'm not still thinking about calling in sick to work tomorrow and taking off for Baltimore for the 3pm game. If it weren't nearly state testing time, I'd so do it.
  • I have yet to watch a Sox game on any channel where the announcers don't spend at least five minutes talking about Dustin Pedroia like he's the second coming. Not that I'm complaining - I love Pee Wee Petey. And Pedroia really has been hot shit so far this season.
  • Book review! I recently finished reading The Code: Baseball's Unwritten Rules and its Ignore-at-Your-Own-Risk Code of Conduct by Ross Bernstein. It's mostly a collection of anecdotes, all centering around the unnoficial baseball honor code. Things like sliding hard into second, plunking batters, celebrating after home runs, etc. I enjoyed it, even though at times I felt like I was reading the same thing over and over - the code is about honor, respect, and looking out for your teammates. That's pretty clear after the first chapter, so most mentions of those three concepts in the following chapters felt like beating a dead horse at times. The book could have benefitted from more anecdotes, especially from current players. One of the themes of the book seems to be how the code is changing, between more stringent official rules and higher-paid players and various other things, but little is said about what, if anything, ballplayers are doing to compensate for this. But still, an entertaining read that really makes you see some elements of the game in a new light.
  • Oh look. JD Drew's leaving the game with a wrist injury. Three words for you: Made. Of. Glass.
  • In the time it took to write that book review, the Os scored four more runs, making it 3-5 Orioles, bottom of the 3rd. Three of those runs were off a Luke Scott homer. Boyfriend is not happy.
  • Baseball books on the ever-expanding list of books to read: One Day at Fenway by Steve Kettman, A Tale of Two Cities: the 2004 Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry and the War for the Pennant by Tony Massarotti and John Harper, and Feeding the Monster: How Money, Smarts, and Nerve Took a Team to the Top by Seth Mnookin. Reviews forthcoming.
  • And I think that's all I have for the night. Top of the 6th, score hasn't changed.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

We're on a break

Char: Is it bad that I don't know if I want to watch the Dbacks today?
Trinity: Wow. That is bad.
Char: ANTM is on MTV and I kind of just want to watch that. Plus I'm angry at Eric Byrnes and the rest of them for sucking yesterday
Trinity: Ha! I'm in a fight with the Red Sox. Specifically Papelbon.
Char: Eric Byrnes STRUCK OUT INTO A DOUBLE PLAY
Trinity: Paps GAVE UP TWO RUNS IN THE NINTH.
Trinity: BLEW THE SAVE
Trinity: Two outs, two men on, Sox are up by one and stupid Paps gave up the tying and the go-ahead run.
Char: Well, it happens sometimes....
Trinity: This is his second blown save in a row!
Char: Ouch.
Trinity: Yeah
Char: Eric Byrnes flailed around so much when he struck out that the ump called him on interference. They said he blocked the catcher's throwing lane to second where Augie Ojeda had just stolen second base, so they called Augie out
Char: TWO OUTS ON A SINGLE STRIKE OUT
Trinity: Ugh. Stupid Byrnes!
Char: And Byrnes is FIVE FOR HIS LAST 50 with no walks and no extra base hits
Char: AND HE'S ALWAYS IN THE TOP OF THE ORDER
Char: Angry! I am angry with you, Eric Byrnes!
Trinity: I am too! Just because!
Char: Because he sucks!
Trinity: He does!
Char: Stinking baseball.
Trinity: Srsly.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Wanted dead or alive



WANTED:
Eric Byrnes' hitting ability.
Last seen sometime in early April.
If found please return to Chase Field, Phoenix, Arizona.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Really, who hasn't spent their birthday lying facedown in the dirt?

Poor Conor Jackson. He gets himself a birthday RBI and gets hit by a pitch, because hey, we don't call him Gravity for nothing. Basically, it was business as usual until the above happened. There was a collision at first and CoJack took a batting helmet right to the eye. It wasn't pretty. The only this missing from that picture is a chalk outline around his body. With Gravity pulled from the game, the rest of the Dbacks collapsed like a bad flan, losing to the Phillies.

Cue Brandon Webb, who left the Phillies crying for their mommies today. He threw a complete game, holding the Phillies to six and three runs (two earned). He is now 8-0. Basically, Webby brought it today.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Baseball Boyfriend Birthday


Happy Birthday Conor Jackson!
May the immense gravitational pull of your massive eyebrows brings lots of home run pitches your way - to your bat, not your head, as is usually the case.

Monday, May 5, 2008

You never forget your first time

I'm playing catch-up here a bit, I know. On Friday, a friend and I took her kids to their very first professional baseball game ever: Indianapolis Indians at Norfolk Tides (the Tides are the triple-A team for the sort-of nearby Baltimore Orioles) in Harbor Park. My friend has a four year old boy and a six year old girl. She was pretty sure it was her first ballgame, too; she couldn't remember ever having been taken to games when she was younger. Taking the kids to the game had a bit of sentimental value, because a Tides game was my first professional baseball game, too, back when baseball was something I was forced to watch my younger brother play every Saturday afternoon in the spring and summer and going to Tides games for family nights with his Cub Scout troop was a semi-regular occurence. That was back when they were the Tidewater Tides, they were the farm team for the Mets, and they played at Met Park near the airport. Definitely some nostalgia going on.

As far as the game itself...well, we went down 9-3. The pitcher seemed to have forgotten where the strike zone was, the fielders had apparently taken the night off, and the bullpen was definitely playing homage to the Red Sox with their complete suckitude. But you know, I didn't really care, and not just because everyone in Hampton Roads knows the Tides suck.

No, what I enjoyed about the game was all the other stuff. Watching the kids devour hot dogs and cotton candy. A three year old's face as he leans on you, eyes glued to the game. Explaining things like the seventh inning stretch and the bullpen. Overpriced ballpark beer. Winning a gallon of wiper fluid because the bullpen finally managed to strike a guy out. The silly games in the middle of each inning. Listening to my friend call everyone she knew because she'd just caught a foul ball that had almost hit her daughter in the head! Singing "Take Me Out To the Ballgame." Watching two amazing little kids tear around the bases after the game, waving at you as they round third and head for home.

Driving home with the windows down and the music up, knowing that for the first time in a long time, two little children and their mother were able to escape the mess their lives have become and just enjoy a night at the ballpark.

Because that's why we do this, isn't it? Why baseball is the national pastime. We go to a ballgame, spend too much money on beer and souveniers. Yell, scream, curse, and laugh; make new friends with people sitting around you who are there for the same reason you are - to get away from the stress of everyday life and watch some guys playing a game they love. Ballparks are interesting; they're almost completely enclosed and being in one is like being in a whole different world, a world where all these people have come together for love of one thing - the game of baseball. It's a pretty amazing feeling. Those kids are never going to forget that night, and I'm just lucky to have been a part of it.

In other news, Josh Beckett may have some competition for the coveted position of Trinity's Baseball Boyfriend because hello, Conor Jackson, you are a stud! Char says I can have an AL boyfriend and an NL boyfriend, so I'm totally going to. I'm terribly jealous that she gets to see him in person tonight (hi, my name is Trinity, and I go from introspective to shallow in 0.6 seconds).

The Sox are taking on the Tigers tonight, with Dice-K on the mound for us. I can't tell yet whether Dice-K hasn't found his stride yet this season or if he's really just an average pitcher. He doesn't often go deep into the games (which, given the state of our bullpen, is not what we need), and he walks a lot of guys. He pitches into full counts a lot and throws a lot of pitches. Dice-K throws for strikes but doesn't get them, and doesn't pitch to contact, which is what he should be doing with mediocre stuff like his. It's not like our fielders aren't going to back him up. If there's one thing the Sox can do, it's field. Maybe with the exception of Mr. E6 himself, Julio Lugo. But as long as nobody hits to shortstop, we're fine.

Hey, Dice-K just walked his fifth guy tonight. And Julian "Batshit" Tavarez is already warming in the bullpen. Sigh.

Game day

If anyone needs me tonight, I'll be at Chase Field, watching Max Scherzer make his fist big league start.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Bad Luck

For the second time in a row, the Dbacks lost the same day I posted praising them.

Am I bad luck?

Round up

Time for a new post because everytime I see the tongue lashing (keyboard lashing?) I laid on the Dbacks, my heart hurts.

No one likes to see their team lose. And the Diamondbacks can lose games and will lose games, probably lots of them. But when it comes down to it, I'd almost rather lose in a one-run heartbreaker than to watch my boys suffer a total meltdown either on pitching or defense. I just want them to compete and compete well.

And they have. The Dbacks are sitting on the best record in MLB right now. In Arizona, this is shocking. With the exception of the Phoenix Suns who have reemerged in recent years from their pit of mediocrity, nobody really expects our sports teams to succeed. In Arizona, we don't believe in waiting for next year because that implies that we believe next year will be better than this one. We simply grumble and move on. The Diamondbacks, with their World Series victory over the Yankees in 2001 (insert customary Yankees suck comment here) became the first Arizona team to ever win a championship. Only the Phoenix Mercury of the WNBA have joined the Dbacks as champions.

I just want to see the Dbacks win.

Time for shout outs! Big well done to Micah Owings who came into the game to pinch hit and knocked out a two-run homer on Weds. to tie the game with Astros. The Dbacks would rally from four runs down to win the game 8-7. Pwnings is a starting pitcher. My team's pitcher is better than your team's DH! Personally, I vote that on inter-league games, Pwnings plays as designated hitter, shaming and embarrassing spoiled American League pitchers and sending them back into the dugouts crying for their mommies.

Also, the Dbacks were in the New York Times today. I feel like a proud parent. My baby's in the New York Times.

Oh, and Yankees suck.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Like A Bad Car Engine

That was hardly the outing I expected after all my glowing praise yesterday. I love you Dan Haren, but you're going to have to do a bit better that nine hits, two walks and five earned runs in less than five innings if this is going to work between us.

Not that Danny Boy is solely responsible for this trainwreck. With the exception of Baby Drew's solo shot, the Dbacks' bats were made of lead and the defense was hardly impressive. Yes, that means you, Young and Upton. I know you're young (one of you literally) but committing errors that let the other team score is bad. Do we understand each other?

I read somewhere that Young is still shaking the flu, and you know, I blame Typhoid Tek. Clearly, Varitek has infected everyone. I wouldn't be surprised if Josh Beckett was mailing out Tek's used tissues to opposing clubs.

Let's do better tonight boys, okay?

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Like A Rocket

When it comes to hot starts, it doesn't get any fiery than this. The Diamondbacks are sitting on a pretty six game division lead and have the best record in the the MLB. And last night Brandon Webb became the first pitcher this year to go 5-0. Of course, he won the game with a two-run RBI after the Giants got off to an early lead.

This, combined with the fact that my alarm goes off at the ungodly hour of 4:30 am, prompted me to turn off the game and go to bed. Then I dreamt we lost 33-9. I know it was a dream because not only did we win 5-4 but if the Giants ever scored 33 runs in a game, I'd be holed up in my nuclear bunker, enjoying a diet of Spam and bottled water because the end of the world would be pretty seriously nigh.

Webb isn't even the best hitting pitcher we've got. That honor belongs to Micah Owings, whose entertaining exploits have me eager to see which will be better, his ERA or his BA. I've seen Pwnings brought in to pinch hit. And if you're a pitcher and the other team sends in their pitcher to pinch hit, you might as well call it a day. That must be so embarrassing. I love it.

Pwnings is also unafraid to go after the ball. Couple of days ago, he went after an infield grounder and when there was no one covering the bag, he slid to first to get the out. It's a surprising play when you weigh the risk of injury against the rewards of merely getting the first out.

And before I forget, tip of the hat to Conor Jackson for being named NL Player of the Week. Nicely done, Gravity.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Tied together with a smile

Well, I may be sounding the death knell a little too soon, but...

Manny Delcarmen has the flu.

Jason Varitek has the flu.

Josh Beckett has neck stiffness related to the flu.

Mike Lowell's on the DL (although things are looking good for his return soon).

Alex Cora's on the DL.

Coco Crisp isn't on the DL, but is having hamstring problems.

Which means that backup catcher Kevin Cash is catching fresh-from-Pawtucket emergency starter David Pauley tonight. Anyone else just a little bit iffy about this? I'd feel better if Tek was the one behind the plate with a new guy on the mound. Unfortunately, Tek went and got himself the flu, then proceeded to do his best Typhoid Mary impression all over the Red Sox clubhouse. Hand sanitizer, man! Take it from a teacher - that shit is your best friend. If this goes on any longer, the maintenance men are going to wind up taking the field!

Ten bucks says Jacoby Ellsbury shows up at the clubhouse tomorrow with homemade chicken soup.

Fun fact: With Tek out, Cash playing and both Cora and Lowell (our intrepid emergency backup-backup catchers) on the DL, we were presumably without a backup catcher for tonight's game. That is, at least, until wee Dustin Pedroia offered to take the job. He'll be the only person in the history of major league baseball to have to catch from a standing position.

Duct tape and string, that seems to be the only thing holding the Sox together tonight.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Being Big Papi

Photo courtesy of the Boston Globe

Ladies and gentlemen, Big Papi is back!

Davit Ortiz hit himself a grand slam with two outs in the third inning of in last night's game against the Texas Rangers. You can see him up there celebrating with the three runs he brought in - Ellsbury, Pedroia, and recent minor-league call-up Jed Lowrie. Then, to prove it wasn't a fluke, he hit a two-run RBI single in the bottom of the eighth. Also, Dice-K extended his winning streak to 4-0, and wee Dustin Pedroia hit his first homer of the season. Rangers 3, Red Sox 11.

But the honors of the night really belong to one Mr. David Ortiz.

Welcome back, Papi.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Things I Do At 5 AM

A haiku:

O! Danny Haren
I love your hair and fastball
Are you a pirate?

The Dbacks play the Padres today and I have a feeling they may be a little sluggish tonight. Seeing as how they went 22 innings against Colorado last night. It was after 1 am when the Rockies finally won and the Padres still have to travel to Phoenix today. I mean, six hour game. Damn.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Brothers From Another Mother

Screencap from yahoo.com

When I saw this image over on Yahoo! I had to do a double-take. I mean, is it just me or somehow, during his time extending his hitting streak to 12 games and helping Arizona win the series with the Giants two games to one, did Eric Byrnes find time to clone himself and trek to Cincinnati (the best town in O-H-I-O, Ohio USA) to go play for the Reds? It's not just me, right?

An open letter to the Red Sox bullpen

Dear David Aardsma,

I'll admit, I haven't thought very much of you as a pitcher so far this season. I think at one point I saw Tito put you in and went "Oh, we're fucked now." And really, you walk a lot of batters. But you're improving, I'll give you that.

Tonight, I just want to say thank you.

Generally, I'm not a fan of my pitchers plunking guys, not unless the other guys started it. However, I do understand that sometimes, those balls get away from you. And whether you meant it or not, that 95 mph heater you hit A-Rod with? Beautiful. I mean, I'm not happy that A-Rod got first, don't get me wrong. But if there's anyone on that team that I want to see hit with something traveling faster than my car will go, it's him.

So thank you, David Aardsma. You made my night.

Go Sox!

--Trin

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Life, the Universe and Everything

Char here.

You know, I spent some time thinking about Jackie Robinson Day today at (because I'm certainly not going to waste my time thinking about my job). I've done some reading about it today, about comments that wearing number 42 should be reserved for players who bring diversity in any way or that teams without black players shouldn't wear it. After some thought, I've decided I disagree.

There is nothing wrong with honoring the man who broke the color barrier in Major League Baseball in a time when the world was segregated. Wearing his number is a reminder of how far we've come and hopefully, encouragement about how far we have still left to go.

His achievement, both in desegregation and as a talented ball player deserves our respect. There are far too few heroes, for a day, there's nothing wrong with venerating one of the greats.

Thank you, Jackie Robinson.

Growing Pains

Photo courtesy of the Associated Press

See those feet? That's third baseman Mark Reynolds, going flying over the the photo well rail after a foul ball. He was slow to get up but from what I know, was uninjured.

The Diamondbacks lost to the Giants 4-5. Big Unit Randy Johnson had a reasonable start, striking out seven but allowing four walks. The loss rest squarely on the shoulders of the defense, especially on the errors from Sheriff Mark Reynolds and Baby Drew.

Eric Byrnes extended his hitting streak to 10 games, shocking the hell out of me because if I had a dollar for everytime he grounded out to shortstop, I'd have a lot more dollars than I have right now. But apparently the Mop-Haired One can hit.

Oh, and a salute to David Ortiz who had not one but two base hits in the Red Sox's nailbiter victory over the Indians last night. Maybe Big Papi got his mojo back.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

so it goes

Well, if you're going to lose, lose spectacularly. That seemed to be the attitude in the Diamondbacks' dugout as they were demolished by the Rockies today, 13-5. The mascot for today's crapshoot was pitcher Edgar Gonzalez. In three innings on the mound, Gonzalez allowed three runs, walked two and hit two, including hitting one guy in the head.

The Dbacks followed Gonzalez's example. Though they did score five runs, offense was not there today (notable exceptions: Salazar and Snyder, who finally remembered that he's expected to bat, too). Eric Byrnes took it upon himself to ground out to short at every opportunity. The normally superb Orlando Hudson had trouble baserunning after a hit was ruled an infield fly. Now, I am a bit new at this baseball thing and I did have to look up the infield fly rule. In order to prevent infielders from allowing balls to hit the ground or dropping balls to try and turn double plays, an umpire can declare any infield ball that is catchable through ordinary effort an "infield fly." The batter is automatically out and any baserunners can advance but at their own risk. Now, I don't see why they don't just let them turn the double play, because the batter shouldn't hit that way and I don't think it's fair to punish the batter, especially if the infield fails to make the catch, but that's the rule. But Hudson decided to try and advance, not realizing the batter was out, and caused him to get tagged out.

The bullpen, including previously reliable Pena also suffered a complete meltdown. It was not pretty. And yeah, we were due for a loss. I just don't like to see everything come completely apart. Now, the Dbacks need to put the loss behind them as tomorrow the Big Unit takes the mound in his first start this year against the Giants. And hey, it's the Giants. Your local baseball rec team could beat the Giants right now.

Well done, sir

Congratulations, Doug Davis, on your successful surgery for thyroid cancer. I wish you the best and hope to see you back on the mound soon.

Papelbon Postal Service

Photo courtesy of the Boston Globe

Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, nor hail is going to stop this closer from shutting the door on the Yankees. And giving us all heart attacks in the process. I guess that's what he's good at, though. You really have to give him a lot of credit for what he did last night - he's been called one of the most dynamic closers in baseball, and last night just proves it. I mean, my god. He's up, he's down, he's up, he's down, and after all that time still manages to bring his good stuff. Talk about heart-stopping, nailbiting baseball. Of course, I think it helped that we had a rain delay of over two hours, during which Jeanie Zelasko and her baseball buddies on FOX proceeded to totally play up the forthcoming Pap/A-Rod (I hate A-Rod) matchup. By the time they got back to the ball game, I'm sure I wasn't the only Sox fan in a murderous rage, ready to beat the Yankees into submission and send them back to the clubhouse crying for their mommies.

Which Jonathan Papelbon, closer extrordinaire, summarily did.

But of course we can't give Pap all the credit. Baseball Boyfriend Josh Beckett picked up the W last night, looking like he's finally back in tobacco-chewing, crotch-grabbing, filthy-heat-throwing form after his stint on the DL and a rocky start (and loss) last week against the Blue Jays. He was executing pitches and throwing fucking strikes, that's for sure. He's back to the Josh that I know and love, making short work of the Yanks with only 88 pitches over 6 2/3 innings. Ruthless efficiency, folks. This is why we call him Joshua fucking Beckett.

We can't forget Manny Ramirez, either. Manny being Manny; that is, hitting homers and driving in runs. And losing his cap on the ball field hustling to catch the third out of whatever inning that was. He makes the catch and starts running for the dugout, and on TV the announcers are going "Manny, your hat!" and I'm thinking "It's okay. Ellsbury will get it, because he's made of puppies and sunshine and will probably deliver it to Manny with a big smile, but not until he's managed to clean all the pine tar off of it first, because that's our rookie for ya." And sure enough, not five minutes later the announcers are saying something about Johnny Damon running in the outfield, "but not over Manny's hat. Ellsbury got it for him." Ha!

And finally, I really just want to give David Ortiz a hug. He needs one after yesterday. I'm thinking Ellsbury needs to buy him an ice cream and have a motivational chat with him, because he's in a major slump and it's really kind of sad. How does Big Papi become the not-so-proud owner of the second lowest batting average in major league baseball? People are speculating that his knee is still bothering him, which could be true. No official word on that, though.

Tonight on ESPN: Dice-K takes on Phil Hughes, and Pap gets the night off. He deserves it.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Game Day, Char here

My first trip down the old BOB Chase Field since 2002 (I remember because they gave away World Series DVDs that day) was a resounding success. The Diamondbacks secured their seventh win in a row, pounding the Colorado Rockies 8-2. Brandon Webb was masterful, going eight innings allowing two runs on four hits and striking out six. Eric Byrnes homered and drew a walk, finally starting to look like he can do more than whack away at any pitch that comes in his general direction. Justin Upton and Orlando Hudson also homered. I was a little disappointed not to see Baseball Boyfriend Dan Haren live and in the flesh but, well, we can't have everything.

A Chicks and Sticks salute to the guys in section 203 for general awesomeness. Not only did they give a friend of mine a high five for her, shall we say...enthusiastic rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game," but they also adopted one of my nicknames. Itty bitty Stephen Drew, shortstop to the Dbacks and brother of Red Sox JD Drew looks about 16 and since his brother plays for the Sox, I've started calling him Baby Drew. Well hell, if by the fourth inning, the guys in front of us weren't going "Come on, Baby Drew!" Spread it like wildfire, folks.

Conor Jackson (seen above, doing the pee pee dance) also returned to the lineup after leaving game three of the Dodgers series early to have his wrist examined after he was hit by a pitch, his third HBP in two games. I have decided that Conor "Gravity" Jackson keeps his powers in his eyebrows, which are so large they clearly have their own gravitational pull. No wonder he keeps getting hit.

A question: sequestered where they are behind screens and fences, the bullpen is the kids' table of baseball y/n?

And a tip for anyone making the trip to Chase Field (which I recommend, the stadium is quite nice now and the HD scoreboard is a thing of beauty) be careful where you walk. Downtwon Phoenix is very industrial so if you're walking away from the stadium and all you see are warehouses, you might want to turn around and try going another way, or you might find yourself in a situation where it takes you an hour to get to your car. Hypothetically. Not that I know from experience or anything.

Motivations by Jacoby Ellsbury

Regarding Jacoby buying his team members ice cream in order to convince them to play hard:

Char: And you know Ellsbury offered to buy everybody ice cream too.
Trin: Oh, he so did. Nutty Buddies.
Char: He probably comes into the locker room early and leaves Little Debbies for everyone. Moon Pies from Jacoby.
Trin: Ha!
Char: Jacoby's the kind of guy who probably got notes from his mom in his lunch box.
Trin: I bet he leaves notes for the guys, too. Because you know that they order out and then make him go pick it up, and he writes on all their napkins.
Char: Even little things, "You're appreciated!"
Trin: I'm sure he writes that to the bullpen guys. Because that's what you write when you can't actually think of anything positive about them to say.
Char: Yeah, but it's not like writing "have a good summer" in someone's yearbook. He means it.
Trin: Because he's made of puppies and sunshine.
Char: He is.
Trin: He's like the anti-Beckett. Because Beckett is definitely not made of puppies or sunshine. He eats puppies and hates the sun.
Char: But Beckett's not evil.
Trin: He's not. Just scary.
Char: Beckett makes babies cry but he always feels bad and gives them candy after.
Trin: He does! Because he has a softer side. He's just, you know, Joshua fucking Beckett. He has an image to maintain.
Char: He does.