Showing posts with label the boston red sox. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the boston red sox. Show all posts

Friday, April 20, 2012

Baby Drew: House Mom

Char:  Chris Young was literally just having an extended conversation with a bat in the dugout

Trinity:  um...okay

 Char:  he was! just talking to it  

Trinity:  lol!  

Char:  not to anyone else in the dugout with a bat in his hand, but talking to the bat It's Parra's bat  

Trinity:  giving it a pep talk?  

Char:  could be hes on the DL so he has to make his own fun  

Trinity:  so true

Char:  The Dbacks make me want to throw myself off a bridge  

Trinity:  oh. you think the dbacks make *you* want to throw yourself off a bridge? Today was the 100th anniversary of Fenway park game. Against the Yankees. The ANNIVERSARY of FENWAY. WE FUCKING LOST TO THE MOTHERFUCKING YANKEES  

Char:  at least losing to the Yankees is traditional?

 Trinity: IT WAS THE ANNIVERSARY OF FUCKING FENWAY FUCKING PARK!  

Char: :-(  

Trinity: god damn red sox  

Char: they miss Jacoby

Trinity: they're just stupid  

Char: and Bobby Valentie's running his mouth

 Trinity: lol. I miss Terry Francona

 Char: it was time to go especially considering that beer and friend chicken thing dbacks losing 7-0  

Trinity: lol, yeah aww

 Char: it's only the sixth  

Trinity: there's still time!  

Char: there's not a chance in hell we're scoring 8 runs  

Trinity: heehee

 Char: Stephen Drew made everybody T-shirts aww he's like the house mom

 Trinity: omg, that's so adorable  

Char: I wonder what else he brings from home?  

Trinity: freshly baked muffins, of course

 Char: Sandwiches with the crusts cut off  

Trinity: 8:45 pm chocolate chip cookies Char: I bet be brings water bottles with fresh slices of lemon in them  

Trinity: and scented candles for the clubhouse  

Char: He leaves notes in lockers. "You're appreciated!"  

Trinity: on post it notes! With little smiley face stickers  

Char: Yes! And he reminds everyone to put their uniforms where they belong to help the equipment managers  

Trinity: He makes signs in Print Shop to remind them not to spit on the clubhouse floor.  

Char: He always shares his sunflower seeds  

Trinity: of course. and you know he went to the paint your own pottery place and made everyone a personalized jar in which to spit the shells.  

Char: When he makes brownies, he never adds nuts because nobody likes brownies with nuts.  

Trinity: and someone might be allergic

 Char: you have to consider these things  

Trinity: you do! every Christmas he makes little gift bags for everyone and leaves them in the lockers before everyone else gets to the clubhouse. Homemade fudge and those slice and bake cookies with the christmas tree in the middle.  

Char: Chocolate chip cookie mix in mason jars. With a ribbon.  

Trinity: curled ribbon, naturally.

Char: But he respects Hanukkah too  

Trinity: and kwanzaa

Char: He explains how Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa cake was really insensitive  

Trinity: lol

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

That just happened

At one point during last night's Red Sox/Orioles game -

Wait. Can we really call it a game? More like a meltdown of the highest order. I mean, we went from spanking the Orioles to being on the wrong end of the biggest comeback in the franchise's history. Last night's game was epic, and not in a good way. And for once, nobody can blame Julio Lugo.

I'll bet he's relieved.

I certainly hope that after last night's dreadful performance, Tito sat the bullpen down and gave them what we in the education industry call a "Come to Jesus" meeting. You know, one of those ones where your teacher sits you down and goes "Look, you're great and all, but..." followed by a blessing out that could make the toughest of grown men cry (I do this a lot in my job; I'm pretty good at it). Because come on! There's no excuse for last night. Rain, schmain. Before the rain delay, we were 10-1. Then the bullpen happened. Let's take a look at the worst offenders:

Justin Masterson: 2IP, 5H, 5R
Hideki Okajima: 0.1IP, 5H, 4R

Seriously? Seriously!

In between those two embarrassing outings, Manny Delcarmen came on and managed not to screw anything up, but it didn't do any good. Then Takashi Saito tried to stop the hit parade, but only managed to make things worse.

Enter Jonathan Papelbon, intrepid closer. Even the Papelstare couldn't save this one. The Os managed to score two off him in the 8th, leaving the rest of us scratching our heads in bewilderment. What happened to the best bullpen in the AL? They gave up 10 runs over two innings. TWO. Which, you know, is a pretty impressive feat, just not one anyone wants to see. So this afternoon we turn to our ace, Baseball Boyfriend himself, Josh Beckett. No pressure there, Commander Kickass. He's 5-0 in games after losses this season, so there's hope. And that's what being a Red Sox fan is all about. Hope.

Last night felt kind of like being in Oz. Let's hope Beckett's able to take us back to Kansas.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Sound the trumpets

Trinity: Mike Lowell had SIX rbis today.
Char: Holy crap.
Trinity: Yeah.
Char: He was on FIRE.
Char: God, no wonder they won.
Trinity: LOL. And Tek his hit fourth homer of the season, and Ellsbury hit his first
Char: Yay!
Trinity: Yeah. All of a sudden, Tek is a stud who hits bombs. Who knew?
Char: Byrnes homered today too.
Trinity: Isn't this a sign of the apocalypse?
Char: No, Jon Rauch appearing in scoreless innings two games in a row is, so you better start counting horsemen
Trinity: LMAO.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Fouk Yu!

Trinity here. You know what I find fascinating about baseball players? The facial hair. I'm not normally a facial hair kind of person, but watching ballplayers with their ever-changing beard holds some kind of strange sway over me. I don't know what it is. You can tell a lot about a player by his facial hair, though. Take, for instance, wee Dustin Pedroia (who, incidentally, is in these awesome commercials for MLB '09 The Show). You know how you can tell that Dusty's having a hitting streak? He stops shaving. The further up his cheeks the stubble goes, the longer he's gone without an out. And then there's Dan "Pirate Hair" Haren, who seemingly doesn't shave unless he loses. As good as he is, that usually results in a mountain man look - complete with neck beard - that makes you wonder sometimes if he's going to start showing up on the mound in a flannel shirt and work boots.

*sings* He's a lumberjack and he's okay; he pitches all night and he works all day...

While we're on the subject of facial hair, I should mention that Josh Beckett and his soul patch are having a decent spring training so far. But the real focus here is poor Kevin Youkilis. Youk...well, he's not doing so well, and not only is his ego taking a beating this spring, but so's his chin. I present to you...

The Incredible Shrinking Goatee! (Or the Incredible Expanding Chin, whichever you prefer)

This is Youk last year. Good year for the Greek God of Walks:


Notice the multitude of chin hairs. Clearly, this is a happy Kevin Youkilis.


Next we have Youk at the start of spring training:



New season, new look. He dubbed this the "Youk-Fu." Clever.

And then this happened. Says Joe McDonald of The Providence Journal:

"Something was bothering Red Sox first baseman Kevin Youkilis Saturday morning.
His walked at a serious pace into the clubhouse after leaving the batting cage, threw his bat into his locker and yelled a couple of curse words before storming off to the back room.
He emerged a little while later without his signature goatee."

Oh, Youk-Fu. We hardly knew ye. So what happens the next time Youk has a bad day? No more eyebrows? That's pretty much the only hair left on his head.

In other news, does anyone have 8.5 million dollars I could borrow? Manny Ramirez is selling his Boston condo and apparently my Baseball Boyfriend is his neighbor. This is the perfect opportunity for Beckett to discover that I exist! Just have to scrape up a huge wad of cash...

I'll get right on that.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Winter Meetings

There are rumors swirling about a possible Eric Byrnes/Julio Lugo trade. I don't know how to feel about this. First, a collision of my two favorite baseball teams is just weird. Second, do we want Mr. E6, himself? I have no problem getting rid of Eric Byrnes. The fanbase will miss him, but I wasn't watching the team when Byrnesie had his 'career year.' In my opinion, we're paying him $10 million a year to strike out/pop up to the infield. I also wonder how much of his season-ending injury was caused by him pushing himself too hard and refusing to admit there was a problem.

In the end, this will all probably boil down to rumor. Byrnes has a no-trade clause so they can't send him anywhere without his approval, though playing for a major-market team may be attractive (I wonder how long it will take them to start saying he's Byrnesie being Byrnesie and if NESN will give him a TV show?). Another snag: the Dbacks reportedly signed infielder Felipe Lopez to a one-year contract, clearly to fill the hole at second base. This leaves little room for Mr. E6 Lugo, since he's for damn sure not about to replace to Stephen Drew at short.

The only remaining possibility for a Red Sox trade is to throw a catcher into the mix. The Sox are in the market with one and now that we've got a spare now that we snatched up catcher James Skeleton off the rule 5 draft (I think I might start calling him Jolly Rodger - he's super thin, so Skeleton is appropriate and skeletons make me think of pirates). If a catcher does go, I'm hoping it'll be Miguel Montero (sorry Miggy). I love Chris Snyder with every fiber of my being, he's got a great bat and calls an excellent game. Personally, I think the Dbacks have a brighter future with Snyder behind the plate. Not only that but the guy will literally bust his balls for the team.

Oh, and people need to stop talking about Conor Jackson as trade bait right now. That shit ain't funny.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

There's only one Soxtober

Be prepared, y'all. It's October, the Red Sox are in the playoffs, and Char is a traitor. Things are gonna get ugly up in here. Char, I'm telling Jacoby Ellsbury on you.

She says I have to make my October predictions, so. Red Sox! No, I'm not predictable in the least. And to be quite honest with you, as much as I love my boys, I'm a little iffy about their chances in the postseason. Three of our October superstars aren't playing at 100%, and that's a huge deal. Beckett has a strained oblique and won't pitch until Game 3 of the ALDS. Drew and Lowell are both on the ALDS roster, but Drew has a back injury and Lowell a hip injury. Obviously they're both healthy enough to play, but are they firing on all cylinders? That's my concern. But we all know what kind of stuff the October Sox are made of. Dustin Pedroia played the entire postseason last year with a cracked hamate bone in his left hand, and who can forget Curt Shilling and the infamous bloody sock? Even JD "Made of Glass" Drew isn't letting his injury sideline him. Go Sox!

I think that the entire tone of the Sox postseason is going to depend on how Jon Lester does tonight. Lester seems to be a sink or swim kind of pitcher. Either he dominates or he tanks. Hopefully he's got his good stuff with him tonight.

Possibly significant stats:

Number of times the Sox have met the Angels in the postseason: 3
Number of times the Sox have knocked the Angels out of the postseason: 3
Sox postseason record against the Angels: 10-3

Not so significant stats!

Adam Kilgore of the Boston Globe writes:

"For what it’s worth, here were the Red Sox' records this season when …

Drew and Lowell both appeared:
45-42

Lowell appeared, Drew didn’t: 19-9

Drew appeared, Lowell didn’t: 13-7

Neither Drew nor Lowell appeared: 18-9

Absurd conclusion: Drew and Lowell shouldn’t play.

Actual conclusion: Stats make no sense. I give up."

I'll be watching the Rays/White Sox closely, too. I honestly can't decide which would be a worse matchup for the Sox. We're 4-3 this season against the White Sox and 8-10 against the Rays, but the White Sox are a pretty formidable opponent and we all know that October baseball is a whole new ball game.

My predictions:

ALDS:
Sox vs. Angels - Sox
Rays vs. White Sox - Hm. Probably the Rays

ALCS:
Sox vs. Rays - You know, as much as I'm inclined to say Sox, there really is a good chance that our October could end here. I still think that we could pull it off, though, assuming nobody goes down with an injury in the ALDS.

NLDS:
Dodgers vs. Cubs: I'm saying Dodgers just to make Char mad. ;) And they have Mr. October himself, Manny Ramirez.
Brewers vs. Phillies: Phillies

NLCS:
Dodgers vs. Phillies: This is a hard one, but I think I'm going to say Phillies.

World Series:
I have no freaking idea. All I really have to say is that I love that there's NO CHANCE the Yankees will be here this year. That's what I'm talking about!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Miscellany

It's my favorite time of the year, y'all. That magic moment where baseball season and football season collide. Sundays are the best; I get baseball in the early afternoon and then football all night long! I've been watching the Sox push for the wild card spot and the Pats recreate "Friday Night Lights" for the second time this decade. Little Matt Saracen Cassel isn't too shabby so far. I have my doubts about my boys giving us another (almost) perfect season, but they're not suddenly going to be the 2007 Miami Dolphins, either. Go Pats! Whoo!

Things that have caught my attention lately...

--"Baseball Tonight" last night showing Josh Beckett at his ass-kicking best. Following a pretty spectacular DP, the camera zooms in on Boyfriend just in time to catch him screaming "Yeah, motherfucker!" at the top of his lungs (accompanied, of course, by the requisite fistpump). No sound, but there was no mistaking what was coming out of his mouth. And it's Josh Beckett, so would you really expect anything less?

--"Baseball Tonight" again, this time touting wee Dustin Pedroia as the frontrunner for both the AL MVP and a Gold Glove. Quite honestly, if he doesn't get at least one of those, I'll eat my computer. I mean, have you seen him lately? He's leading the league in batting average, among other things. He might be tiny, but he packs a fucking punch.

--Matt Cassel's start on Sunday against the Jets was his first start since high school. High school! Plus, the Boston Globe keeps using the word "quarterbacked," which is really annoying.

--Gratuitous Conor Jackson picture!

Did you know the team calls him 'Thunderbrows?" I'd believe it.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

A comparison

We've been light on the Red Sox coverage and in an effort to remedy the situation, we pose the following question:

= y/n?

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Welcome to Red Sox Nation

So. Not too long ago, Char and Trin went to this little (and we do mean little) place some of you might have heard of.

Trin: It was my first professional baseball game, which apparently was a Very Big Deal. In retrospect, it was pretty cool, for the most part. My track record for first professional sports games isn't all that great - for my first NFL game, I was dragged to Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte, NC on a freezing, rainy Sunday afternoon to watch the Panthers take on the Patriots in a game that was blacked out due to embarrassingly low attendance. I really think there were more Pats fans there than Panthers fans, the Panthers got their asses handed to them, and I was cold and wet and just generally miserable. I think, then, that it wasn't much of a big deal that my first professional baseball game experience was less than perfect.

You know, I think the first time at Fenway is pretty much the same for every serious Red Sox fan. Walking out of the tunnel and catching that first glimpse of the field makes you pause for a second to take it all in. You look at the Green Monster or the retired numbers or Pesky's Pole and you realize that you're sitting in the middle of baseball history. So many things have happened in that place; it's almost impossible to comprehend them all. Everyone around you is wearing player shirts and blue caps and it really is like crossing the border into a whole new country. Red Sox Nation. And I really did enjoy it, don't get me wrong. I ate a Fenway Frank and sang Sweet Caroline at the top of my lungs. I took a zillion pictures, determined to get shots of everyone who played that day. Wakefield was pitching! I got a Beckett shirt and changed into it right there in the middle of the street because no way was I going into Fenway wearing anything but my Baseball Boyfriend's numbers. It occured to me at one point that I'd traveled something like 600 miles to see the Sox play a team that plays four hours from my house. But, you know, it was the Sox, so that's okay. And they won, 12-1 over the Orioles. J.D. Drew and Manny Ramirez hit back-to-back homers and Kevin Youkilis hit his first career grand slam, and I was there.

It was really pretty cool to look out over the field and see all these players that until then were just people on a TV screen. Like being there made it all a little more real, in a way. And I won't ever forget that. Watching a baseball game live is so much different than watching one on TV. For the most part, I had no clue what pitches were being thrown or how many balls and strikes a batter had, but when you take all that away it seems like you can focus more on the action. The close plays seem closer and the great catches seem outstanding. You hold your breath as you watch the trajectory of a fly ball and cheer loudly for every out the pitcher records. You can feed off the energy of the crowd, and it's a pretty awesome experience. But there were some parts of the Fenway experience that I really was not prepared for, things that, honestly, soured my experience just a little bit.

The first was the crowd. I don't know that I've ever been some place with quite that many people in it; not somewhere that small, anyway. It seemed like it was literally wall-to-wall people. I mean, I knew it would be crowded. I've seen pictures of Yawkey Way on game day, but it doesn't seem all that bad until you're actually standing in the middle of it. And I'm short, so crowds and me don't get along well. It would have been nice to hang out for a little while and take in the pre-game atmosphere, but I have no idea what all that could have entailed, because all I could see was people. Maybe there were bars or souvenir stands or whatever, I don't know. Just people. So we just went in and found our seats. And oh my god, those seats. Char and I took a tour of Fenway a few days after the game and discovered that where we were - the infield grandstand on the third base side - were the oldest seats in baseball. History, awesome! Sixteen inches of space per person, not awesome! Especially since a portion of my sixteen inches was taken up by the person next to me, who was also kind of rude and not your typical "let's talk to the strangers next to us because we love the Red Sox and so do they" sort of Fenway-goer. That was disappointing. And again, I'd heard about how small Fenway was, but you don't really realize it until you get there. It was really fucking uncomfortable! Quite honestly, I spent a good third of the game absolutely miserable, because Fenway Park + fibromyalgia does not equal fun.

But around the 7th inning, the people next to me left and it was back to happy fun Fenway times! We moved over and found ourselves with plenty of room, and I was able to be my yelling, cheering, picture-taking Sox fan self. And despite the squished-ness and the rude dude next to me, I don't think I'd trade the experience for the world. I learned a couple things that day:
1. Pay the extra money for more comfortable seats next time!
2. As far as the view is concerned, there really isn't a bad seat in the park.
3. Mike Lowell has a really nice ass (yeah, I'm a girl. Deal.).
4. Knowing the box score is not necessarily a requirement for fun baseball viewing. Sometimes you just have to sit back and watch the boys play.

Will I go back to Fenway? Yeah, probably. I want to sit on the Monster!




My experience (Char's) was slightly different than Trin's. What struck me the most was how different going to Fenway was from all of my other (limited) baseball experience. It was pretty clear I wasn't in Kansas anymore. Or you know, Chase Field. Whatever. What surprised was the level of dedication the city of Boston has to that team. It is literally impossible to set foot out the door there and not see someone wearing hats or T-shirts. They were everywhere. Living in a mid-market like I do, it was a level of passion I had never experienced before.

As for Fenway, it was beautiful. There's something jaw-dropping about watching a baseball game as the sun sets behind the Boston skyline. It's a different experience, sitting in an outdoor park. Sure, Chase isn't exactly indoor (it's no dome, thank god) but even with the roof open, it's not the same. Chase Field envelops you, a technological marvel. Chase is Magic Mountain to Fenway's Coney Island. They have the same purpose but the experience is different.

I was a little excited to find out that we had been sitting in the oldest seats in baseball, what our tour guide described as the "ultimate Fenway experience." That's something. But the seats being small is no joke. I think I heard somewhere that the wave was invented in Fenway, and I believe it. You know how it probably started? Not as a means to distract the opposing pitcher but probably because some guy at the end of the row in the grandstand got up to get a beer, forcing his entire row to stand to let him pass.

A fan a couple sections over was determined to get a wave going. It never happened but the guy never gave up. And that's another difference. The fan interaction is so involved. In Arizona, people cheer when the scoreboard prompts them to; the chant might last a few rounds and then peter off. At Fenway, it's not unusual for spontaneous cheers to erupt from the stands. Also, the tone of the game is so different. Fans go nuts and there's no bullshit, no "in-game hosts" chattering at you between innings, no distractions because somebody decided people are too impatient to sit the five minutes between innings. It's just baseball, the same way they've been playing it there for decades. Trin: That's something I was surprised about, too, because ridiculous between-innings games are a staple of minor-league baseball. Probably to distract you from how badly your team is losing. Go Tides!

Oh, and singing "Sweet Caroline" is awesome.



The other fun part I had at Fenway? The Dbacks game had already finished but I didn't have time to check the score, so I looked at the scoreboard on the Monster. Seeing a zero and a four, I figured the Diamondbacks had been shut out again. Until a helpful girl sitting in front of us told me the Diamondbacks had won "ten to fawh." It did not suck.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Dear Red Sox bullpen,

I just want you to know I'm taking back every nice thing I've ever said about you. All of it. Because seriously, guys, giving up six runs in the 7th inning? Do you really think I'm going to let you get away with that?

Manny Delcarmen, I'm looking at you. You started it. I leave the room for two seconds and you give up two runs? What makes you think that's okay? It's not! You can't do that, not when we have the lead and we're 2.5 games behind already! No, it does not matter that we're still doing better than the Yankees. We won't be if you keep up these shenanigans.

Now you march right on over there to Dice-K and apologize for blowing that lead that he worked so hard for, all of you. And then you can just go sit your butts down in the dugout and think about what you've done. No, I'm not going to stop Beckett from chasing you around the clubhouse with those ridiculous brooms the Rays are waving. You made your bed, now you've got to lay in it. Maybe you'll remember this next time you want to have a complete meltdown.

No love,
Trin

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Cashing in

So...um...Kevin Cash is a stud who hits bombs. Yeah, you heard that right. Kevin Cash. Hit a homer. Over the Monster. Raise your hand if you saw that one coming.

Yeah, me neither. And that was after he caught a jewel of a game by Wakefield, with only one passed ball - no small feat for a knuckleball catcher. And after drawing the first intentional walk of his career. And after throwing a runner out trying to steal. All of that and I was already thinking that Cash was having himself quite a night, and then he absolutely crushed that 2-2 slider from Juan Cruz and I was done. Give that boy a ticket on the hot tamale train!

Other things I never knew the Sox could do:

1. How about Brandon Moss and those two RBIs, hm? As far as I'm concerned, that makes up for his bobble in game one.

2. Flame-throwing Manny Delcarmen! He's really shown some improvement this year; I don't cringe and pull my ballcap over my eyes whenever he takes the mound anymore. Last night, he hit 99 mph on the radar gun at least once and pitched a perfect 8th inning (I love the 8th inning!), helping preserve the shutout.

3. Tim Wakefield pitching like a rock star. Or, in his case, a country music star. He allowed only two hits over seven innings, gave up no runs, struck out six and walked just one. That's a pretty badass knuckleball.

Also, it's good to know that unlike previously thought, I am not, in fact, Papelbon kryptonite. Don't think I wasn't watching that last out through my fingers, though.

Anyone else think that poor Dougie was sitting alone at home watching the game, stuffing his face with chicken parm and weeping over how much he misses his beloved Timmy? "Who does that Kevin Cash think he is!" he sniffles. "That should have been me going deep, damn it! That should have been me!"

Sorry, Doug. Seems you've been replaced.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Sox fans love the 8th inning


I said the other night that no matter what else happened in this series, I would be glad to have my moment: a victory over the Red Sox.

I lied. I wanted a series win and last night, it looked like we had. Davis had pitched well, hitting his spots with his curve and his blistering 85 mph fastball. I thought he would finally get the win. And then Chad Qualls happened.

If you happened to be on the West coast at about the time Qualls took the mound, the crashing sound you heard was Diamondbacks' fans' hearts plummenting into their stomachs at the same time.

"Oh no," I moaned (if by moaning you mean IMing Trinity). "Not Qualls."

Qualls is a good reliever - as long as nobody's on base. Put him out there with runners in scoring position and he tanks. And tank he did. By the time Melvin yanked him, the Dbacks' 4-1 lead was a 4-5 deficit, one they would never recover with only an inning to work (not the Dbacks could have with extra time; our offense is still iffy, the team failed capitalize on several chances from Masterson and didn't add on any insurance runs).

Bob Melvin, you can add Qualls to the list of things we need to talk about. Right after we finish discussing Byrnes as a leadoff man.

Oh and a fun fact: The Brothers Drew are a combined 0-16. First one to get a hit buys the other a drink.

It's going to be J.D all the way, says Trin (because of course I have to put my two cents in). Surprisingly enough, I don't have a lot to say about last night's game besides GO RED SOX! Mostly because unlike my West Coast counterpart, I was relegated to tracking the game on ESPN's Gamecast, which just isn't the same. Reading about Pee Wee Pedroia belting one over the Monster doesn't even compare to seeing it. I mean, he's five-foot-nothing and weighs two pounds soaking wet, and when the announcers aren't talking about how defensively he's the second coming, they're talking about his short swing and his short stride and you start thinking, "Well damn, how come he's not still hitting off a tee?" And then you see him hit the long ball over that 37-foot wall and you're an instant convert to the Church of Pedroia.

Or maybe that's just me.

But at any rate, I didn't get to see it because ESPN did not get my telepathic request to broadcast the game last night, so I got to sit in front of my computer and read about it instead. So when the Sox rallied in the 8th, I watched the little dots on my screen move all around and watched our score go up and I was excited, but it's hard to muster up enthusiasm when all you have is names and numbers, even if your team is winning.

I also think that perhaps I am some sort of bad luck charm for Jonathan Papelbon, because the last two times I've actually been able to watch games where he's gone in for the save, he's completely blown it. Last night I couldn't watch, and he went for the save and totally got it. Don't ask me how that works, but that's the mind of a Red Sox fan.

Tonight's the rubber game of the series, which pits grizzled veterans Tim Wakefield and Randy Johnson against each other in the oldest pitching matchup in a Red Sox game since 1965. Combined, the two are 86 years and 252 days old. I get to watch this one, which is exciting because a knuckleball is always a fun time. Guys either get whiffed or get homers, and poor Kevin Cash scrabbles around the backstop trying to catch the thing like kids after the candy from a pinata. Games with a knuckler on the mound are as unpredictable as the pitch itself, and I kinda think the Sox have the advantage here, because they don't have to hit it. And I don't mind that one bit.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Duel in the Diamond



So, I'm trying to think of a way to describe last night's game and can't. I went into the game with nothing but pessimism. When friends asked if I thought the Diamondbacks had a chance against the Red Sox, I laughed derisively in response. I mean, they're the Diamondbacks. They tanked, going from the best record in baseball to sitting atop the worst division in the league, in large part because the Dodgers have a habit of losing whenever the Dbacks do. The Diamondbacks can't hit, can't field, and their starting pitching has struggled. Clearly, we were going to get trounced.

But Dan Haren pitched like a rockstar. In what may have been the best pitcher's duel of the season, Beckett blinked first, giving up two runs while Haren threw seven innings of shutout ball. It was a thing of beauty. After Haren made a diving stop on a line drive it was clear that Haren was in it to win it.

Not that the Dbacks didn't get a few lucky breaks. No one told Kevin Youkillis that you're not supposed to catch baseball with your face and was pulled in the fifth with a hell of shiner. Since Sean Casey was sitting in timeout, the Sox had to send in Someguy Moss, whose timely bobble allowed the Dbacks second run to score. And we needed that run, as reliever Jose Pena loaded the bases in the eigth and a sac fly by Elder Drew brought the Sox within one run. Runners at second and third, two outs and Manny at the plate. I was nearly sick. Manny's plate appearance never ended. But then Mark Reynolds made the play of the night, somehow managing to get his glove on a bullet on a line drive. I'm pretty sure I saw Reynolds checking to make sure he still had all his teeth when he got back to the dugout.

What a game. It was amazing.

Oh, that goes for everyone but you, Eric Byrnes who came back from the DL and promptly picked up a gold sombrero, going 0-5. If Melvin puts you in the leadoff spot again tonight, he and I are going to have words.

I don't know what's going to happen in the game tonight. The Sox may come out and score a hundred runs off finesse pitcher Doug Davis (how dissappointed am I that it's not Davis and Lester in Battle: Cancer?) though Davis has been stellar in his last two starts, giving up one run in thirteen innings. Maybe he's due, I don't know. I do know the Sox are probably looking for some payback because they just lost to the Diamondbacks. I do know that Haren and Beckett probably went out and got drunk after all was said and done (they probably had a fierce competion of darts and tiddlywinks and checkers and who knows what else until Beckett won something). I do know that Baby Drew, who is probably crashing with his brother was probably made to sleep in the bathtub and when he protested J.D. told him that he was older, had more homeruns and more RBI and when Stephen was the best player in the league for a month, he could sleep in a big boy bed.

Trin: It's not often that Char's the wordy one and I'm sitting here with nothing much to say, but here I am. For completely different reasons, I really can't think of a way to describe last night's game either. Well, except for this:

I blame Julio Lugo.

Why? Because I can, I guess. I mean, losses like this are usually his fault anyway, he of the 16 errors so far this season. Amazingly enough, he managed not to rack up another couple last night, but I still blame him. He's a good scapegoat. And I can't blame Brandon Moss, I just can't. At the major league level, he's an outfielder. Yeah, he's been playing first for triple-A Pawtucket but it's a whole different level of play in the big club and coming in to make your major league debut at first base the middle of a game like that had to be a little nervewracking. I suppose I could blame Sean Casey for dropping his appeal or for getting in that brawl in the first place, or Mike Lowell for clobbering Youk during that warm up; I mean, there's a lot of blame to be had.

But mostly, I think that offensively it just wasn't our night. Pedroia struck out for the first time in 72 at-bats, reassuring me that no, he's not actually the unknown fifth Cylon. Manny gave us a couple of heart attacks, but nothing of substance. Even red-hot J.D. Drew couldn't produce (but he could catch his brother's fly ball!). I was a little surprised, because generally our guys give Beckett some pretty good run support - probably because they're afraid he'll skin them alive if they don't - but generally our guys aren't facing a pitcher whose only difference from Beckett is more facial hair and fewer hemp necklaces. When Beckett picks up the L, it's because the offense failed to back him up, not for any lack of badassery on his part. Yeah, Dan Haren pitched like a rock star, but Beckett was pretty studly himself. Too bad the rest of the team couldn't back him up.

Tonight, the Sox will put baby phenom Justin Masterson on the mound (4-1, 3.00 ERA). No word on whether Youk will be playing tonight; his CT scan was negative but he had one hell of a shiner last night, so who knows. Maybe we'll actually be able to score some runs without Beckett's evil twin in front of us. We could use a win at home. Hopefully we'll get it tonight, but until then, I'll console myself with this:

My boyfriend struck out more guys than Char's.

Small potatoes, I know. But after last night, I'll take what I can get.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Here's tonight's lineup courtesy of Boston.com's Extra Bases blog (with a little extra by Trin and Char):

For the Red Sox:
1. CF Jacoby "Puppies and Sunshine" Ellsbury
2. 2B Dustin "Pee Wee" Pedroia
3. RF J.D. "Made of Glass" Drew
4. DH Manny "Loco" Ramirez
5. 3B Mike "The Man" Lowell
6. 1B Kevin "Greek God" Youkilis
7. C Jason "Oh Captain My Captain" Varitek
8. LF Coco "Can't Field for Shit" Crisp (yeah, Trin's not bitter about that botched catch in the 9th last night)
9. SS Julio "E6" Lugo (or is that E6E6E6E6E6E6E6E6E6E6E6? What's he up to now, 16?)
Starting pitcher: Joshua fucking Beckett

For the Diamondbacks:
1. LF Eric "Oh My God, The Mustache" Byrnes (Hey, even I'm excited about that, says Trin)
2. SS Stephen "Baby Drew" Drew
3. 2B Orlando "And Let Me Tell You Another Thing" Hudson
4. 1B Conor "Gravity" Jackson
5. DH Chad "Redhead" Tracy
6. 3B Mark "What Are You Doing?" Reynolds
7. CF Chris "CY" Young
8. C Chris "Stop Taking Away My Homeruns" Snyder
9. RF Justin "Just Because I Made an Error Doesn't Mean I Can't Throw You Out at the Plate" Upton
Starting pitcher: Dan "Pirate Hair" Haren

A House Divided: Battle of the Boyfriends


Josh "Commander Kickass" Beckett vs Dan "The Pirate" Haren
7-4, 3.87 ERA 7-4, 3.26 ERA

It's the battle of the Baseball Boyfriends at Fenway Park tonight as the Josh Beckett and the Red Sox take on Dan Haren and the Diamondbacks. The Red Sox are coming off a 5-3, 13 inning win over St. Louis yesterday, in which both teams decimated their bullpen (seriously, I think David Aardsma was the only relief pitcher who didn't play yesterday) after Jonathan Papelbon gave us his best Eric Gagne impression, blowing a one-run lead that we'd worked our asses off to get. Do not want, Paps. Do. Not. Want. Beckett's pitching on seven day's rest, though, so expect to see him locked in, executing pitches, throwing fucking strikes, and whatever other curse words he usually drops at press conferences. As for Haren, he looked good in his last start againt the As, throwing a cutter fastball he kept in his back pocket all year. But it's the split-finger he dominates with, so we'll have to see if he can smoke it by the Sox.

The Diamondbacks just got swept in three games by the Twins. The Dbacks outscored the Twins in the Metrodome (which is so ugly, it looks like they're playing baseball in somebody's rec room) for 24 innings but were never able to pull out a win. The Twins picked an inning a game to throw up a crooked number and the Dbacks could never recover. It's good to have our number-two ace on the mound as the pitching has been especially rough recently. Even Brandon Webb has struggled; after earning the nickname 'The Tourniquet' for his ability to snap a losing streak, his pitching the past few starts has had more holes than a cheese grater. Tonight also sees the return of Eric 'Star of The Eric Byrnes Show' Byrnes after spending three weeks on the 15-day DL with bad hammies. Hopefully, we'll see the return of the good Byrnes, the ten million dollar man (he's the highest paid person on the team who's initials aren't RJ). The Dbacks need a spark, need him to do all the things you can't see in a box score that we pay him so well for (Trin: You mean like flailing around in the batter's box and grounding into double plays? Yeah, I'd like to see that Byrnes, too!).

Both teams are at the top of their respective leagues, Boston leading the AL East at 47-31 and the Dbacks heading the NL West at 39-37. The last time Arizona faced Boston at Fenway was in June of 02, with all three games of the series going to the Dbacks. Can they repeat that? Trin says it's highly unlikely, but she's a Red Sox fan, so she has to say that. She admits, however begrudgingly, that Dan Haren might be the NL's answer to Josh Beckett. Both right-handers are 1-3 in five outings against their respective opponents, with Haren posting a 3.26 ERA against the Sox and Beckett with a 5.65 ERA against the Diamondbacks. Still no word on the rest of tonight's lineups, but we'd be surprised if it didn't include the Drew brothers, Nancy...I mean, J.D. (I can't help it!) and Stephen, aka Baby Drew. Everybody knows that J.D. has been smokin' hot this month; it's like after ten years in the major leagues, he finally decided to actually play. I mean, he's leading the league in home runs for the month of June! And it's been beautiful to watch. Also expected in the Sox lineup is the second coming himself, Dustin Pedroia. Know anyone else who's gone for 69 consecutive at-bats without striking out? We don't (certainly not anyone wearing a Sedona Red uniform). Missing from the lineup will be occasional first baseman Sean "The Mayor" Casey, who begins serving his three-game suspension tonight for his role in the June 5 bench-clearer against the Rays.

The Diamondbacks again find themselves in a position to have a designated hitter (if anyone so much as thinks the name Micah Owings, I will kill you) (Trin: *thinks* Micah Owings!). My guess before the lineup comes out? Chad Tracy. He played the DH in Minnesota and it will be good to get his left-handed bat in there while still allowing Gravity to play first - now that Byrnes is back, no more starts in left field for everyone's favorite gravitational pull.

So in conclusion, it's the Sox vs the Dbacks, and it's totally on.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Back to back homers by Youk and Crisp with one out in the top of the 10th? I'll take it. I mean, it would have been better if Papelbon hadn't blown the save, but at least we have the lead again. And extra innings means more Red Sox baseball for me to watch. There's been a serious lack of Sox on my TV lately. Reading about them is great, but not nearly as much fun as watching.

In less than a month, I'll be at Fenway!

Wow. Craig Hansen got a haircut and some facial hair and has kind of turned into a hottie. Not a big fan of the whole giving up a base hit with two outs in the tenth inning thing, though. Hotness doesn't win ballgames, Craig. And you just lost hotness points for walking that batter. Seriously, man. Do you want to win this thing or not?

Fly out, game over, thank god.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

A bit of tomfoolery

I came across this today and thought it was worth linking to. Just a bit of lightheartedness, and we need a bit of that around here since the Dbacks lost 6-3 to the Giants and the Sox lost to the Mariners. The other thing the Sox lost was Dice-K to shoulder fatigue.

Anyway, we could use a laugh.

How Me Breaking Up With You Is Like Jon Lester Pitching A No-Hitter Against the Royals.

Monday, May 19, 2008

We don't need no stinkin' base hits

Photo courtesy of the Boston Globe

FOX's Jeanie Zelasko has been looking for it all season and now we've got one - Jon Lester picked up the first no-hitter of the season and of his career tonight as the Sox took down the Royals 7-0. Looks like I've underestimated you, Jon. Nice job.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Miscellany

I feel like a bullet point list tonight.

  • Red Sox are up 3-1 at the top of the third. All three of those runs were scored in the first inning. Beckett's pitching. I love when the Sox play the Orioles, because I live in Orioles territory and get to see the entire series. Don't think I'm not still thinking about calling in sick to work tomorrow and taking off for Baltimore for the 3pm game. If it weren't nearly state testing time, I'd so do it.
  • I have yet to watch a Sox game on any channel where the announcers don't spend at least five minutes talking about Dustin Pedroia like he's the second coming. Not that I'm complaining - I love Pee Wee Petey. And Pedroia really has been hot shit so far this season.
  • Book review! I recently finished reading The Code: Baseball's Unwritten Rules and its Ignore-at-Your-Own-Risk Code of Conduct by Ross Bernstein. It's mostly a collection of anecdotes, all centering around the unnoficial baseball honor code. Things like sliding hard into second, plunking batters, celebrating after home runs, etc. I enjoyed it, even though at times I felt like I was reading the same thing over and over - the code is about honor, respect, and looking out for your teammates. That's pretty clear after the first chapter, so most mentions of those three concepts in the following chapters felt like beating a dead horse at times. The book could have benefitted from more anecdotes, especially from current players. One of the themes of the book seems to be how the code is changing, between more stringent official rules and higher-paid players and various other things, but little is said about what, if anything, ballplayers are doing to compensate for this. But still, an entertaining read that really makes you see some elements of the game in a new light.
  • Oh look. JD Drew's leaving the game with a wrist injury. Three words for you: Made. Of. Glass.
  • In the time it took to write that book review, the Os scored four more runs, making it 3-5 Orioles, bottom of the 3rd. Three of those runs were off a Luke Scott homer. Boyfriend is not happy.
  • Baseball books on the ever-expanding list of books to read: One Day at Fenway by Steve Kettman, A Tale of Two Cities: the 2004 Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry and the War for the Pennant by Tony Massarotti and John Harper, and Feeding the Monster: How Money, Smarts, and Nerve Took a Team to the Top by Seth Mnookin. Reviews forthcoming.
  • And I think that's all I have for the night. Top of the 6th, score hasn't changed.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

We're on a break

Char: Is it bad that I don't know if I want to watch the Dbacks today?
Trinity: Wow. That is bad.
Char: ANTM is on MTV and I kind of just want to watch that. Plus I'm angry at Eric Byrnes and the rest of them for sucking yesterday
Trinity: Ha! I'm in a fight with the Red Sox. Specifically Papelbon.
Char: Eric Byrnes STRUCK OUT INTO A DOUBLE PLAY
Trinity: Paps GAVE UP TWO RUNS IN THE NINTH.
Trinity: BLEW THE SAVE
Trinity: Two outs, two men on, Sox are up by one and stupid Paps gave up the tying and the go-ahead run.
Char: Well, it happens sometimes....
Trinity: This is his second blown save in a row!
Char: Ouch.
Trinity: Yeah
Char: Eric Byrnes flailed around so much when he struck out that the ump called him on interference. They said he blocked the catcher's throwing lane to second where Augie Ojeda had just stolen second base, so they called Augie out
Char: TWO OUTS ON A SINGLE STRIKE OUT
Trinity: Ugh. Stupid Byrnes!
Char: And Byrnes is FIVE FOR HIS LAST 50 with no walks and no extra base hits
Char: AND HE'S ALWAYS IN THE TOP OF THE ORDER
Char: Angry! I am angry with you, Eric Byrnes!
Trinity: I am too! Just because!
Char: Because he sucks!
Trinity: He does!
Char: Stinking baseball.
Trinity: Srsly.