*sings* He's a lumberjack and he's okay; he pitches all night and he works all day...
While we're on the subject of facial hair, I should mention that Josh Beckett and his soul patch are having a decent spring training so far. But the real focus here is poor Kevin Youkilis. Youk...well, he's not doing so well, and not only is his ego taking a beating this spring, but so's his chin. I present to you...
The Incredible Shrinking Goatee! (Or the Incredible Expanding Chin, whichever you prefer)
This is Youk last year. Good year for the Greek God of Walks:
New season, new look. He dubbed this the "Youk-Fu." Clever.
And then this happened. Says Joe McDonald of The Providence Journal:
"Something was bothering Red Sox first baseman Kevin Youkilis Saturday morning.
His walked at a serious pace into the clubhouse after leaving the batting cage, threw his bat into his locker and yelled a couple of curse words before storming off to the back room.
He emerged a little while later without his signature goatee."
Oh, Youk-Fu. We hardly knew ye. So what happens the next time Youk has a bad day? No more eyebrows? That's pretty much the only hair left on his head.
In other news, does anyone have 8.5 million dollars I could borrow? Manny Ramirez is selling his Boston condo and apparently my Baseball Boyfriend is his neighbor. This is the perfect opportunity for Beckett to discover that I exist! Just have to scrape up a huge wad of cash...
I'll get right on that.
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