Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Welcome to Red Sox Nation

So. Not too long ago, Char and Trin went to this little (and we do mean little) place some of you might have heard of.

Trin: It was my first professional baseball game, which apparently was a Very Big Deal. In retrospect, it was pretty cool, for the most part. My track record for first professional sports games isn't all that great - for my first NFL game, I was dragged to Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte, NC on a freezing, rainy Sunday afternoon to watch the Panthers take on the Patriots in a game that was blacked out due to embarrassingly low attendance. I really think there were more Pats fans there than Panthers fans, the Panthers got their asses handed to them, and I was cold and wet and just generally miserable. I think, then, that it wasn't much of a big deal that my first professional baseball game experience was less than perfect.

You know, I think the first time at Fenway is pretty much the same for every serious Red Sox fan. Walking out of the tunnel and catching that first glimpse of the field makes you pause for a second to take it all in. You look at the Green Monster or the retired numbers or Pesky's Pole and you realize that you're sitting in the middle of baseball history. So many things have happened in that place; it's almost impossible to comprehend them all. Everyone around you is wearing player shirts and blue caps and it really is like crossing the border into a whole new country. Red Sox Nation. And I really did enjoy it, don't get me wrong. I ate a Fenway Frank and sang Sweet Caroline at the top of my lungs. I took a zillion pictures, determined to get shots of everyone who played that day. Wakefield was pitching! I got a Beckett shirt and changed into it right there in the middle of the street because no way was I going into Fenway wearing anything but my Baseball Boyfriend's numbers. It occured to me at one point that I'd traveled something like 600 miles to see the Sox play a team that plays four hours from my house. But, you know, it was the Sox, so that's okay. And they won, 12-1 over the Orioles. J.D. Drew and Manny Ramirez hit back-to-back homers and Kevin Youkilis hit his first career grand slam, and I was there.

It was really pretty cool to look out over the field and see all these players that until then were just people on a TV screen. Like being there made it all a little more real, in a way. And I won't ever forget that. Watching a baseball game live is so much different than watching one on TV. For the most part, I had no clue what pitches were being thrown or how many balls and strikes a batter had, but when you take all that away it seems like you can focus more on the action. The close plays seem closer and the great catches seem outstanding. You hold your breath as you watch the trajectory of a fly ball and cheer loudly for every out the pitcher records. You can feed off the energy of the crowd, and it's a pretty awesome experience. But there were some parts of the Fenway experience that I really was not prepared for, things that, honestly, soured my experience just a little bit.

The first was the crowd. I don't know that I've ever been some place with quite that many people in it; not somewhere that small, anyway. It seemed like it was literally wall-to-wall people. I mean, I knew it would be crowded. I've seen pictures of Yawkey Way on game day, but it doesn't seem all that bad until you're actually standing in the middle of it. And I'm short, so crowds and me don't get along well. It would have been nice to hang out for a little while and take in the pre-game atmosphere, but I have no idea what all that could have entailed, because all I could see was people. Maybe there were bars or souvenir stands or whatever, I don't know. Just people. So we just went in and found our seats. And oh my god, those seats. Char and I took a tour of Fenway a few days after the game and discovered that where we were - the infield grandstand on the third base side - were the oldest seats in baseball. History, awesome! Sixteen inches of space per person, not awesome! Especially since a portion of my sixteen inches was taken up by the person next to me, who was also kind of rude and not your typical "let's talk to the strangers next to us because we love the Red Sox and so do they" sort of Fenway-goer. That was disappointing. And again, I'd heard about how small Fenway was, but you don't really realize it until you get there. It was really fucking uncomfortable! Quite honestly, I spent a good third of the game absolutely miserable, because Fenway Park + fibromyalgia does not equal fun.

But around the 7th inning, the people next to me left and it was back to happy fun Fenway times! We moved over and found ourselves with plenty of room, and I was able to be my yelling, cheering, picture-taking Sox fan self. And despite the squished-ness and the rude dude next to me, I don't think I'd trade the experience for the world. I learned a couple things that day:
1. Pay the extra money for more comfortable seats next time!
2. As far as the view is concerned, there really isn't a bad seat in the park.
3. Mike Lowell has a really nice ass (yeah, I'm a girl. Deal.).
4. Knowing the box score is not necessarily a requirement for fun baseball viewing. Sometimes you just have to sit back and watch the boys play.

Will I go back to Fenway? Yeah, probably. I want to sit on the Monster!




My experience (Char's) was slightly different than Trin's. What struck me the most was how different going to Fenway was from all of my other (limited) baseball experience. It was pretty clear I wasn't in Kansas anymore. Or you know, Chase Field. Whatever. What surprised was the level of dedication the city of Boston has to that team. It is literally impossible to set foot out the door there and not see someone wearing hats or T-shirts. They were everywhere. Living in a mid-market like I do, it was a level of passion I had never experienced before.

As for Fenway, it was beautiful. There's something jaw-dropping about watching a baseball game as the sun sets behind the Boston skyline. It's a different experience, sitting in an outdoor park. Sure, Chase isn't exactly indoor (it's no dome, thank god) but even with the roof open, it's not the same. Chase Field envelops you, a technological marvel. Chase is Magic Mountain to Fenway's Coney Island. They have the same purpose but the experience is different.

I was a little excited to find out that we had been sitting in the oldest seats in baseball, what our tour guide described as the "ultimate Fenway experience." That's something. But the seats being small is no joke. I think I heard somewhere that the wave was invented in Fenway, and I believe it. You know how it probably started? Not as a means to distract the opposing pitcher but probably because some guy at the end of the row in the grandstand got up to get a beer, forcing his entire row to stand to let him pass.

A fan a couple sections over was determined to get a wave going. It never happened but the guy never gave up. And that's another difference. The fan interaction is so involved. In Arizona, people cheer when the scoreboard prompts them to; the chant might last a few rounds and then peter off. At Fenway, it's not unusual for spontaneous cheers to erupt from the stands. Also, the tone of the game is so different. Fans go nuts and there's no bullshit, no "in-game hosts" chattering at you between innings, no distractions because somebody decided people are too impatient to sit the five minutes between innings. It's just baseball, the same way they've been playing it there for decades. Trin: That's something I was surprised about, too, because ridiculous between-innings games are a staple of minor-league baseball. Probably to distract you from how badly your team is losing. Go Tides!

Oh, and singing "Sweet Caroline" is awesome.



The other fun part I had at Fenway? The Dbacks game had already finished but I didn't have time to check the score, so I looked at the scoreboard on the Monster. Seeing a zero and a four, I figured the Diamondbacks had been shut out again. Until a helpful girl sitting in front of us told me the Diamondbacks had won "ten to fawh." It did not suck.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

That sound you just heard was an ERA plummeting


I sense a great disturbance in the Force, as if a million voices cried in hope that the Diamondbacks had finally turned things around and then were suddenly silenced.

In what has been a theme in recent weeks, the Diamondbacks proved themseselves reliable at being completely inconsistent. The night after they became only the second team in history to record five or more runs in the ninth inning with no outs, the Dbacks were back to business as usual, getting no-hit through five innings by a guy with an ERA as big as my shoe size.

To make it worse, my family was at this game and my mom called me to point out just how much the Dbacks suck. "Yes," I sighed, lying in the dark because I had been trying to sleep, "I know." And to think I had been disappointed to have to miss the game and a chance to see my boyfriend in person (by the way, Danny, you're looking good since you shaved off the mountain-man beard, keep it up).

The team did provide a few fireworks of its own before the first pitch, reshuffling a few things now that Byrnes is on the DL for the forseeable future. Outfielder Jeff Salazar was designated for assignment (sorry Sally) and Emilio Bonifacio was called up from Triple-A. Not quite sure how things are going to shake out - Gravity in left with Chad Tracy/Bonifacio on first?

Also, since his name is Emilio and I can't be bothered to look up how to spell his name all the time, I'm just going to start calling Emilio Bonifacio 'Mighty Duck.' And it's appropriate since he might as well be a sitting duck at the moment. Anyways, Mighty Duck did reasonably well in his season debut, coming in as a pinch runner for Tracy and then swiping third base, something I haven't seen anyone on this team do since April.

Friday, July 4, 2008

The Comeback Kids



Yesterday, those damn Diamondbacks were being shut out for what felt like the millionth time this year. Bottom of the ninth, down 5-0, the end seemed a foregone conclusion.

What actually happened was the Dbacks won 6-5 after scoring six runs in the ninth before the Brewers' bullpen had managed to record a single out.

I'm still not entirely convinced I didn't make the whole thing up.

Hats off to the bottom-of-the-order bench players for getting on base. The Dbacks have been bit by the injury bug - Byrnes is out possibly for the season and poor poor Chris Snyder is recovering from his fractured testicle - so now's the time for these guys to step up. And they did when it counted.

Hammock singled (I always feel bad for him, caught a perfect game and now plays for Triple-A). Burke walked. Ojeda, the Littlest Ballplayer, singled. Bases loaded, nobody out and in comes Chad Tracy to pinch hit against LHP when everybody knows he can't hit lefties for shit. He tells everybody to shove it, and clears the bases with a double.

Score now 5-3, nobody out. Upton singles. Hudson doubles. Score now 5-4, runners on second and third and I'm about to have a heartache. I think I may have stopped breathing at some point.

Gravity's at the plate and I'm expecting Melvin to do something stupid like a squeeze play, because well, he's Melvin. I'm trying to watch the game with my hands over my mouth and IM Trinity at the same time and then Gravity loops a single over the drawn-in infield. Dbacks win, 5-6.

This game is being compared to the Comeback to End All Comebacks, Game Seven of the 2001 World Series. It might not have had as big an impact, but let me say it was most definitely awesome.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Dear Red Sox bullpen,

I just want you to know I'm taking back every nice thing I've ever said about you. All of it. Because seriously, guys, giving up six runs in the 7th inning? Do you really think I'm going to let you get away with that?

Manny Delcarmen, I'm looking at you. You started it. I leave the room for two seconds and you give up two runs? What makes you think that's okay? It's not! You can't do that, not when we have the lead and we're 2.5 games behind already! No, it does not matter that we're still doing better than the Yankees. We won't be if you keep up these shenanigans.

Now you march right on over there to Dice-K and apologize for blowing that lead that he worked so hard for, all of you. And then you can just go sit your butts down in the dugout and think about what you've done. No, I'm not going to stop Beckett from chasing you around the clubhouse with those ridiculous brooms the Rays are waving. You made your bed, now you've got to lay in it. Maybe you'll remember this next time you want to have a complete meltdown.

No love,
Trin

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Gone Fishin'

Well, that was much better. A night after Melvin apparently let the boys have it - which surprises me, because Melvin always has such sad eyes, the guy constantly looks like he's just recieved word about someone drowing a sack of kittens - the Dbacks had a sixth inning rally to beat the Marlins.

There have been a lot of 'turning points' so far this year: blowing out Atlanta, the series against the Mets and possibly another one I'm forgetting. I've embraced them all because at the end of the day, this is my team and I want to see them win. I enjoy seeing them win. I'll hold back today though, because it'll take more than a scolding from the manager and one good game to see if maybe something's changed.

Speaking of things that need to change, Melvin, now that you've put your proverbial foot down, would you mind dropping Byrnes from leadoff? Thanks.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

I'm not angry, I'm disappointed

How bad are things for the Diamondbacks right now? Let's just say I totally forgot they were playing yesterday and I wasn't even sad when I realized my mistake. Don't get me wrong, I love this team and I'm sad I have to work Fourth of July and must give up a chance for my fourth trip to Chase this season, but the fact of the matter is, the Diamondbacks just aren't very good at the moment.

I don't know what's wrong with the offense, if it's mental or poor coaching or what. But something needs to be done about it. The All-Star break is coming, and let's hope the boys use the time off to get their heads back in this.

Go Dbacks.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Cashing in

So...um...Kevin Cash is a stud who hits bombs. Yeah, you heard that right. Kevin Cash. Hit a homer. Over the Monster. Raise your hand if you saw that one coming.

Yeah, me neither. And that was after he caught a jewel of a game by Wakefield, with only one passed ball - no small feat for a knuckleball catcher. And after drawing the first intentional walk of his career. And after throwing a runner out trying to steal. All of that and I was already thinking that Cash was having himself quite a night, and then he absolutely crushed that 2-2 slider from Juan Cruz and I was done. Give that boy a ticket on the hot tamale train!

Other things I never knew the Sox could do:

1. How about Brandon Moss and those two RBIs, hm? As far as I'm concerned, that makes up for his bobble in game one.

2. Flame-throwing Manny Delcarmen! He's really shown some improvement this year; I don't cringe and pull my ballcap over my eyes whenever he takes the mound anymore. Last night, he hit 99 mph on the radar gun at least once and pitched a perfect 8th inning (I love the 8th inning!), helping preserve the shutout.

3. Tim Wakefield pitching like a rock star. Or, in his case, a country music star. He allowed only two hits over seven innings, gave up no runs, struck out six and walked just one. That's a pretty badass knuckleball.

Also, it's good to know that unlike previously thought, I am not, in fact, Papelbon kryptonite. Don't think I wasn't watching that last out through my fingers, though.

Anyone else think that poor Dougie was sitting alone at home watching the game, stuffing his face with chicken parm and weeping over how much he misses his beloved Timmy? "Who does that Kevin Cash think he is!" he sniffles. "That should have been me going deep, damn it! That should have been me!"

Sorry, Doug. Seems you've been replaced.