Really, who hasn't spent their birthday lying facedown in the dirt?

Poor Conor Jackson. He gets himself a birthday RBI and gets hit by a pitch, because hey, we don't call him Gravity for nothing. Basically, it was business as usual until the above happened. There was a collision at first and CoJack took a batting helmet right to the eye. It wasn't pretty. The only this missing from that picture is a chalk outline around his body. With Gravity pulled from the game, the rest of the Dbacks collapsed like a bad flan, losing to the Phillies.

Cue Brandon Webb, who left the Phillies crying for their mommies today. He threw a complete game, holding the Phillies to six and three runs (two earned). He is now 8-0. Basically, Webby brought it today.